Boyfriend 💕:
About last night
Me:
You were drunk and horny I understand 😏
Boyfriend 💕:
Was not
Me:
Do you remember anything you said to me? Those were the words of a horny man
Boyfriend 💕:
I'm never gonna live this down am I
Me:
Tell you what
Next time I'm drunk and horny I'll call you and make it even
Boyfriend 💕:
I was not horny :(
Me:
Babe you were ready to whip it out 🤪
No shame! I'm here for ALL your needs 💕
Boyfriend 💕:
I wouldn't have "whipped it out"
Annoying AND delusional what a girl
Me:
You forgot "beautiful" 💅
Boyfriend 💕:
Was it really that bad?
I don't remember
Me:
It was really that GOOD*
Nah you just responded a bit more enthusiastically to my usual nonsense
"I gotta go before I say or do something stupid"
It was fun but all innocent don't get your virgin panties in a bunch 😘
Boyfriend 💕:
I do remember saying I'm more entertaining in person
I meant it
Me:
See you can't say something like that and not expect me to want details 👀
Boyfriend 💕:
20 days
Me:
Should I buy new lingerie omg what are we talking about here
Oh wait probably no underwear is better huh 🤔
Boyfriend 💕:
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