Husband:
Do you want to drive to my dorm or do you want me to send someone for you
I'm not allowed to pick you up just in case someone sees me
Me:
I was really looking forward to riding you again 😔
Riding with you*
Husband:
You did that on purpose
Me:
Damn right I did 😮💨
I'll drive myself
That way if I make a fool of myself in front of everyone I can have a quick getaway
Husband:
They are only allowed to stay for one hour
Then they're all going to the other dorm for a while so we can have some time to ourselves
Me:
Was that willingly decided or did you threaten them
Husband:
I think you know the answer to that
After that, you'll go back to your hotel and then we'll have all day tomorrow
And I'm staying in the hotel with you tomorrow night
Then you leave the next morning :(
Me:
I'll gladly live under your bed
I'm very well suited to be a dusty musty lil gremlin 🥰
[Husband changed your nickname to Dusty Musty Lil Gremlin]
Me:
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Oh my bad
I sent the wrong meme
Husband:
In what situation would that be the right meme
Me:
A PERFECT ONE TF YOU MEAN
YOU ARE READING
Spam | SKZ ✓
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