[READ IN DARK MODE]
Listen, the text said I had to forward it to eight people or I would get booty hair.
So, naturally, I sent it to the first eight people who came to mind.
Stray Kids.
What I didn't expect was that one of them would reply.
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If you don't answer me I'm shaving your head
Zaddy 💦: Your threats make me uncomfy
My name is Lee Minho
Me: Do you swear to obey the rules of the contract you just signed with that name of yours sir
Zaddy 💦: What is happening
Me: You just electronically signed this contract that says you are legally obligated to call me a "good girl" or things of that nature every time we do the horizontal tango
Bc you've unlocked a praise kink in me I didn't know existed and now you have to keep doing it or else 😡
Zaddy 💦: Oh, well since I'm legally bound with this contract of yours
Guess I have to huh
Me: I will gladly beg
So whipped for my man i swear 😮💨
Zaddy 💦: Feeling is mutual, babe
Me: FLIRTING OVER TEXT?!?!1?1!?
Zaddy 💦: Never mind
Me: Screenshot tf outta that
Zaddy 💦: My butt hurts from sitting in this car
Me: OMW TO RUB IT 🏃♀️💨
Zaddy 💦: Don't run you'll probably fall and break something
Me: I don't recall signing up to get BULLIED TODAY
Zaddy 💦: So you have a praise kink huh
Me:
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