Me:
Do you want me to come visit like for real
I'll have to take off work so if you're being deadass lemme know when so I can beg my boss for mercy 😭
Husband:
Of course I want you to
Why beg for mercy lol
Me:
You know me, I'm a positive Patsy
I'm a happy little flower who only complains when you won't send me ass pics
But my dear boyfriend your girlfriend is going to commit a CRIME if I don't find a better job soon
Overworked and under appreciated should be put in my resume bc that's all this job is doing for me
WHEW that was a load off my chest
Care to add a new load onto my chest? 😮💨
Husband:
What kind of job do you want?
Also you are a happy little flower but it's okay to complain about shitty situations
Also also the last message... when and where
Me:
I said where. On my chest tf
And idk what i wanna do that's a big scary question 🥲
But I wanna travel and just experience different cultures and have fun
while also being filthy rich but not having to torture myself with a job that sucks the soul out of me
Not like how I wanna suck the soul out of you but you get my point
I've heard selling feet pics makes good money 😭
Husband:
The seriousness mixed with your usual sexual obsession with me is giving me whiplash
Me:
Me when I watch tiktok edits of you and I can't decide to look at your face or your thighs
Husband:
That's not fair
I don't have fun videos to watch of you
Me:
All you have to do is ask 😮💨
WHEN CAN I COME VISIT
Husband:
Pervert
Any time this upcoming week we're not doing anything crazy then
Me:
Oh you will be if I'm there 🥵
Can I come maybe Monday night through Wednesday morning?
Husband:
Oh you will be if you're here
Me:
MINHO OMG
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Husband:
Why are you like this
YOU ARE READING
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