Another meme I really like, but this time, I wanted to use Mario characters! I had fun writing this and I could see this as something Bowser would do in general. Enjoy! Original audio is above!
Bowser: So.....who broke it?
*Everyone stands in front of a shattered Super Star.*
Bowser: I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Peach: I did. I broke-
Bowser(interrupting her): No, no you didn't. *Looks at Luigi.* Green Stache?
Luigi: Don't look at me. *Points at Mario.* Look at Mario.
Mario: What? I didn't break it!
Luigi: Huh. That's weird. How'd you know it was broken?
Mario(pointing at the Super Star): Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken.
Luigi(crossing his arms, eyeing his brother): Suspicion.
Mario: No it's not!
Toad: If it matters, probably not but Rosalina was the last one to use it.
Rosalina: Liar I don't even use them!
Toad: Oh really then what were you doing by the Super Star earlier?
Rosalina: I use the power from the stars for my Lumas everyone knows that Toad!
Peach(standing in front of Toad and Rosalina, getting them to break it up): Ok let's not fight I broke it let me pay for it Bowser.
Bowser: NO! WHO BROKE IT?!
*Everyone stands there in dead silence until Mario speaks up.*
Mario: Bowser. Pauline has been awfully quiet-
Pauline(looking at Mario): Really?!
Mario: Oh yeah really.
Pauline: Oh my gosh!
*They all start arguing, but they didn't see Bowser leave the room. He is now in front of a wall.*
Bowser(to the audience): I broke it. It burned my hand so I flamethrowered it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. *He peers behind the wall to see them continuing to argue. Peach is seen bonking Toad on the head. Bowser turns around and back to the audience.* Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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