TAEKOOK ONESHOTS COLLECTION

° Little do you know

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In which Taehyung found a
new crush but looks like
this one is straight as a
ruler and will never be his.

info: ruler can bend
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"Tae, tae! Look!" Taehyung turned to his friend, Jimin as the shorty pointed giddily to a certain someone. Tae turned his gaze to that someone only to see his -ex- crush, Bogum, in three years passing the hallway.

Taehyung just shrugged that made Jimin sent him a judging stare.

"Eh? What happened to you? Are you lowkey being giddy now? The last time i remembered you always shake me violently every time he pass or something." said Jimin but Taehyung just chuckled at that.

"Well, not anymore, thank you." said Taehyung as he continued on whatever he's doing on his phone.

"Ehh?!"

"What? He's not my crush anymore, that's why." Taehyung said, unbothered.

"You liar! He's been your crush like, for three years? What made you change your mind and move on from him already?!" Jimin exaggeratedly stated.

"Why? Can't i say I've already moved on and have already found a new crush?!" Taehyung asked back which silenced Jimin.

"Good for you then." Taehyung just shrug at that.

"Oh you think I'll let you go just like that? Who's your new crush?! Spill!" Jimin grab Taehyung's shoulders and shook him violently.

"NOPE~ not anymore, you always make fun of me!" said Taehyung as he watch Jimin glare at him like an angry puppy.

"But you liked it though!" said Jimin that only made Taehyung chuckle.

"Okay, okay. I'll give one clue. He's on Yoongi's class." said Taehyung, sitting pretty on his chair as he smirk at Jimin a little. Jimin being a sneaky bitch of course know who are all the guys in Yoongi's class, like duh, he's not obsessed with this guy just for nothing to get.

"Hm let me guess, Hoseok?"

"Nope."

"Psh, Chanyeol?" Taehyung just shook his head, looking so uninterested right now.

"The famous fuckboy?"

"Ew, Jim! Gross, of course not!" Taehyung rolled his eyes as he faked a gag.

"You're being too much! You're ridiculous." Jimin rolled his eyes back.

"You won't know who is it because i told you, i won't let you!" said Taehyung and turned his back to Jimin and focused his attention on his phone, doing something sneekily on it too.

"Oh, oh! Is it Jungkook?" Taehyung's ears turned red at that, smiling a little.

"N-no.."

"Why did you stutter then? Is it really Jungkook?!" Jimin shouted that made Taehyung turn to him and shut him down.

"Could you for once shut up?! Someone might hear you and- he's not the one, okay?! He's not my car so shut up." said Taehyung as he felt his heart beating so fast.

"Oh yeah? Then why is his twitter account on your phone screen right now?" Jimin smirked at him as he caught a glimpse of this certain someone's twitter account on his best friend's phone.

"W-what? He's not-" Taehyung immediately turned his phone down, only to see a Jimin smirking at him like a mad man.

"You suck at this Taehyung." he said but Taehyung just grumbled.

"But he's not my crush though-"

"Look there's Jungkook!!" Jimin shouted all of a sudden that made Taehyung almost jolted up his seat and immediately look at where Jimin is pointing.

"Got ya, sucker."

"Fuck you."

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Taehyung was on the bus stop near their school and was waiting for a bus, with some other students when he noticed his crush- no, Jungkook, going to pass in front him. He silently cleared his throat and acted up like he didn't see him or what.

Jungkook passed 3 meters away from Taehyung as he stare at a certain girl while he pass. That made Taehyung look at where Jungkook was staring, only to see a girl year ahead of them smiling at Jungkook. She was indeed beautiful with that freckles on her face though but what the fuck-

"YOU SAID THEY ALREADY BROKE UP!!" Taehyung whined at Jimin as he faked a cry, as long as he got home and slipped into his pajamas.

"That's what my source said, don't blame me!" Jimin defended himself. Taehyung sat on his bed and grab a pillow before throwing it at Jimin.

"I've already made my mind, i uncrush him already! I'm on my crushless era now!" said Taehyung.

"Okay.....? but uh-uh, remember what happened last time?" Taehyung just rolled his eyes at what Jimin just said. He was referring to Taehyung back back then saying the exact line when he was still crushing with Bogum.

"Oh shut up, I'm a man with one word!" said Taehyung.

"Both false!!" Jimin shouted, teasing Taehyung and that's when a pillow fight started.

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"Have you seen Jungkook's post?! It says 'Don't have a lover, for your information'!!" squealed Taehyung.

"What if?" Jimin grinned.

"I don't want to assume that he posted that for me to know but i remembered I'm assuming so-"

"Go with it, Tae!" Jimin cheered.

"But I've already did everything! I posted god knows how many quotes just for him to, you know, notice me but it looks like no use!" pouted Taehyung.

"Have you tried CONFESSING, dude? What if he doesn't really know you have a crush on him, and you expect him to chat you first?" Jimin stated sassily.

"Oh, did someone had an amnesia now? The last time i remembered there's this certain someone who couldn't stop talking when he got a chance to talk with his crush Yoongi and 'accidentally' told them i had a crush on Jungkook? Should i make him remember what HE just did?" Taehyung said sarcastically as he look at Jimin, which the other just sheepishly smiled at.

"Ooops, sorry, my false." Taehyung just rolled his eyes.

"But back to my ranting, its like he doesn't even care at all. He looks so uninterested and still so in love with the girl- well we all know he's bisexual but, do i really have a chance? This is so frustrating!" Taehyung pouted.

"Maybe he likes you too, you know, he's just shy to admit it!" said Jimin but Taehyung was too upset to even reply.

Little did he know, Jungkook was watching him from afar as he chuckle at this cute behavior of a certain someone who has a crush on him.

[the end.]

a/n: hehe, so ME.

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