TAEKOOK ONESHOTS COLLECTION

° Baby brother's annoying suitor

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In which Jungkook is
Taehyung's suitor and Sohee is Taehyung's big sister
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“noona, meet Jungkook, my s-suitor.” taehyung smiled sheepishly as jungkook bowed his head in front taehyung's older sister.

“you sure he's still your suitor?” sohee eyed squinted her eyes at them, drawing suspicion at both boys who just looked at each other then to their noona.

“of course noona, you know i still value your side so you get to decide if he's the right one or not, as well.” said taehyung, making sohee nod.

“you better be good, jungkook,  because taehyung's answer will be based from me.” sohee said, crossed her arms as she watch jungkook nod his head and smile at her.

AND now she regrets telling her baby brother's suitor that.

"Ok, now explain why did i ended up in a restaurant with you, jungkook? Aren't you supposed to take HIM out and not me? What game are you playing?" Sohee asked, frustrated at how Jungkook is looking at her with 'oh so innocent' look with a freaking smile in his face.

"Well noona, he agreed on this and i believe, a way to a man's heart is through his sister who has his answer." Jungkook smiled sweetly, making sohee facepalm.

"That's not even— where did that even came from? Know what, save it. Don't answer that question." Sohee said, looking so done right now.

"I just want to treat you, noona"

"For what? To bribe me into agreeing that taehyung should be your boyfriend already? I'm not that easy, Jeon." said Sohee and crossed her arms.

"If you say so." Jungkook shrugged as he ordered food for them.

After eating, sohee and jungkook ended up outside the restaurant because jungkook stopped walking when sohee also stopped walking, he just look at him with a smile still on his face.

"I actually appreciate you treating me here, jungkook, but don't waste your time anymore. Go home and i would be more thankful." said Sohee.

"Okay noona!" Jungkook went away. Sohee finally heaved a sigh of relief. She then walked the opposite direction as where Jungkook went away and took the train home.

She was currently listening to 'seven' by this artist, the maknae of this kpop group that she can't remember the name, but the song was catchy and it just played in her Spotify playlist when she noticed something— more like someone out the window train.

"What the fu—" she almost cursed when she saw Jungkook waving his hand at her. She immediately grab her phone and texted her brother.

TAE

Noona:
Your suitor is insane,
taehyung!

Tae:
Why noona? What's
wrong? What did he
even do to you?

Noona:
Oh don't act like
you don't know
anything about this!

Noona:
I know he 'let' you
know before doing
this kind of shit

Tae:
Aw noona

Tae:
What did he do
this time? You
can tell me 🤭

Noona:
I took the train
on my way home
but he was outside
the train, Tae!

Noona:
Outside the fucking
train, hanging on the
window! I mean, who
even does that?!