TAEKOOK ONESHOTS COLLECTION

° Quick Switch

Jungkook woke up due to the ringing of his door bell. He grunted and made his way out of his bed, making his way to the door.

"Daily newspaper, sir." said the boy who always deliver newspapers, with a smile. Jungkook sighed as he grab one and walk around the small living room of his apartment looking for his wallet. Once he found it, he fished one bucks from it and gave it to the boy.

"Thank you sir, but you might wanna clean up your dog's poop, it's in the doormat and it's kinda... alarming." said the boy then left. Jungkook cocked an eye brow. He doesn't have any dog, and above all, he HATES dogs. Seriously, he despise them.

Seeing the dog poop on his doormat, made him sigh in annoyance. Will this morning could get even worse? Jungkook thought as he matched toward the door of his neighbor. He knocked on it furiously in annoyance.

"Coming! God, are you in a hurry or something." Jungkook rolled his eyes hearing the grumbles inside his neighbor's apartment. The door swung open as Jungkook's neighbor's frowny face was immediately swept away and was change with a grin.

"Oh, hey, neighbor. It's you! What made your feet come here in this early morning?" Taehyung asked with a big smile in his face. He was indeed confused why his frowny neighbor Jungkook ended up knocking on his door early in the morning, in a robe.

"Your dog shit on my doormat. You should clean it up or else I'll tell the landlord to get rid of your so called pet." Jungkook deadpanned, looking so un bothered right now. Taehyung gasped at Jungkook's choice of words.

"How dare you- how would you know if it's really Yeontannie? He's a good boy!" Taehyung said, but Jungkook just scoffed and rolled his eyes.

"So the tiny imbecile has a name." Jungkook whispered under his breath but Taehyung still heard it.

"He's just a puppy, how could you be more so cruel?" Taehyung pouted at how mean Jungkook was to his little baby.

"As long as I'm concerned, i just want the shit out my doormat, that's all. Then we're done." Jungkook said, glaring at Taehyung.

"You can just clean it up yourself, you know, and you're not really sure that Tannie did it." Taehyung crossed his arms and eyed Jungkook with a frown, making the other scoff in annoyance once again.

"He's the only dog in this motherfucking building, for fuck's sake. It's either you clean it up or I'll get rid of your- oh motherf- jesus christ." Jungkook stepped back, looking at the tiny puppy wiggling his tail in horror. Taehyung just stared at him as if he's going crazy or something.

"Oh tannie, you're awake." Taehyung pick up the dog stroke its fur, then turned to Jungkook who still has his eyes widen, staring at Yeontan.

"Can't you see he's a nice dog? He could never poo on your doormat." said Taehyung, bringing Yeontan closer to Jungkook who only stepped back.

"Get that dog away from me" Jungkook said in a gritted teeth. This made Taehyung smirk as he stepped forward to tease his neighbor.

"You're scared of dogs, aren't you?" Taehyung asked as he step forward continuously.

"I'm not- I'm not scared of them, okay? I- i hate them. I just fucking hate them so don't you ever get that thing anywhere near me." Jungkook said as he walked back to his apartment.

"And also clean the mess your dog made!" That's what the last thing Taehyung heard from Jungkook before he slam his apartment door close. Taehyung pouted as he walk towards the dirty doormat in front the door. He then turned to Yeontan on his hand.

"Did you do this, tan?" He asked but the dog just look at him, tilting its head. Taehyung sighed and grab the doormat on the very edge of it.

"You naughty pup."