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Japan opens the portal to the stereotype dimension

"Hopefully this portal will answer every question to everything" Japan placed a test tube on his desk filled with bright red liquid "or maybe give hints" He said as he turns on the portal making it glow a bright neon blue. "This is magnificent!" Japan said as he stares at the portal, he starts walking slowly towards the portal, going inside he sees...

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Japan cursed as he sees himself, but shorter, has cat ears, wearing a highschool uniform, and of course, female. "Nya nya uwu!" The rip-off Japan purred and hugged Japan's leg (let's call rip-off Japan as Japan-chan) "GET OFF HOLY SHIT" Japan screamed and kicks Japan-chan "OWIE!" Japan-chan cried and wipes her tears "you're a meany! I'm gonna tell South Korea Senpai about this!" Japan-chan shouted and went away crying "oh god I think I went to the stereotype universe" Japan mentally facepalmed and realized "wait where is the portal?!" Japan widened his eyes as he is now stuck in another dimension, he starts exploring and sees Philippines

"Hey Phil!" Japan waved his arms not realizing this version of Phil is absolutely fucking stupid "oh hello Japan!" Phil smiled sweetly, in fact way too sweet it might give you diabetes "uhh... Have you seen a blue portal somewhere?" Japan asked ignoring the smile and suddenly America walks in and shouts "HEY YOU LITTLE SHIT! DON'T TALK TO SUNSHINE OR I WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE!" America shouted "oh no" Japan sprinted away, fortunately America didn't follow, as he walks around he meets China "hopefully he is normal..." Japan thought to himself when suddenly; "ACHOOO!!!" China sneezes "oh my god" Japan immediately sprayed alcohol everywhere "oh haha sorry..." China apologized "okay but uhhh... Have you seen a blue portal somewhere?" Japan asked "oh? The weird blue portal? It's at the North, in front of Venezuela's box fort" he calmly said and sips green tea that appeared out of nowhere "box fort..?" Japan is getting even more confused "oh it has Venezuela's flag on it" China said as he points to the north "okay! Thanks by the way!" Japan ran off to the north

"Hmmmm... Box fort.." He wanders around and sees a box and a portal, Japan celebrated but then he realized, this is not the shade of blue as the portal he made, this one is a lot more darker then that means someone is in here too! "Wait this is not my portal..." Japan said to himself and suddenly someone pats his shoulder "Heyy" Venezuela patted his back "what the..?" Japan stares at him "don't worry I'm not a stereotype, I'm another explorer like you, I found this portal and entered because I'm stupid" Venezuela said "oh..? Where did you find it?" Japan tilted his head in confusion "in a random alleyway in my country" Venezuela then held his hand to enter the portal "oh? Okay then let's enter also did you make this?" Japan pointed at the box fort "uh no, that's my stereotype, apparently I'm broke in this universe... I mean they aren't wrong but I have a house, well... One of America's cabin but he gave it to me so eh" Venezuela said and gets in the portal, they are now in their universe

"Holy shit you need to learn how to NOT print a lot of money" Japan said as he looks around the place "I know now get out" Venezuela pushed him away "Sheesh, rude much?" Japan then walks around and teleports back in his lab "well that was weird" he said to himself as he shuts the portal off "arghhahwarghhh" Japan's lab fruit, Mae the Banana said "haha are you hungry girl?" Japan smiled as he throws a piece of rotten meat at the lab fruit and the fruit happily absorbs it

But little does he know... Japan-chan is watching him...

"Hehehe... He will regret being mean to me nya~" Japan-chan giggles as SK pats her "ohoho, he will regret bullying my beloved sugar booger princess Neko...." SK stalks the Japanese man darkly as Japan leaves his office

But then something starts moving creepily, "w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-ww-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-ww-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-ww-w-w-w-w-w-w-wait... W-w-what m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-moved?!?" Japan-chan hugs SK for protection "shhhh don't worry... I won't let it hurt you..." SK comforted her but then suddenly... The lab banana grew into a huge size and eats both of them, the end :D