United Nations created a group chat
United Nations added (insert every single country here)
United Nations: okay guys! I created this gc for you guys to solve your problems! Please talk this out peacefully oh and please; avoid swearing, do we agree on that?
America: no
Russia changed America's nickname to "bitch"
Bitch: oh you little shit
Russia: heh :)
Bitch changed Russia's nickname to "whore"
Whore: okay lol
United Nations: I just left to have my coffee break in a few minutes and this is what happened. Why?
Bitch: Russia started it >:(
Whore: no I didn't
Ukraine: yes u did
Bitch changed own nickname to "Best country ever"
Best country ever: my name represents me
Whore: no it doesn't
Ukraine: hate to break it to you but whore is saying the truth
Whore: see? Even my very rebellious brother agrees
Mexico: oh hey new gc
Best country ever changed mexico's nickname to "Taco"
Taco: fuck you
Best country ever: then fuck me yourself coward
Taco: ew no
Germany: why is my phone vibrating a lot
Singapore: same.
Malaysia: oh no it's the gramar police
Singapore: grammar*
Malaysia: >:(
Best country ever: ew copycat
Malaysia: best country ever? That is the biggrst lie I have ever haerd in my entire life
Singapore: biggest* heard*
Whore changed own nickname to "Ruski"
Ruski: man Singapore is annoying
Indonesia: ikr
Indonesia changed Singapore's nickname to "Grammar police"
Indonesia: now that's better
Grammar police: change my nickname now this instant.
Indonesia: no
Ruski changed Indonesia's nickname to "Broke Singapore"
Ruski: uwu
Broke Singapore: why
Malaysia: it makes sense tho
United Nations: hi guys, it seems that chaos has devolved into lesser chaos but it's still chaos, how are you all doing?
Philippines: Are you the heat? Because I just got a stroke reading that
United Nations: I'm trying okay? English is a difficult language to learn.
Best country ever: no english is easy u just suck at it
United Nations: that is very offending.
Broke Singapore: yoooo it's Phil! Send us random rizz I wanna laugh
Broke Singapore changed Philippines' nickname to "Rizz God"
Rizz God: Are you air? because I love hangin out with u
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