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Q and A with May & Drew

May: Welcome, everyone! *waves*

Drew: *scrolls down something on his phone*

May: Hey, say something, baka!

Drew: Yeah, yeah, airhead. *stuffs phone on pocket*

Me: Hey! It's almost starting, get to work!

Drew: *rolls eyes*

Me: *loads ammo to bazooka* So you want your deathbed early?

Drew: No! *squeaks*

May: She can make Drew squeak! So much admiration!!

Me: Stage men, open the curtains!

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May: First one is from @Cfbear2 . Ah Drew, it's for us both!!

Drew: Who was your first crush? *turns away* Airhead is.

Me: *whistles* Your first crush was when you were 10? Loner.

Drew: Why are you here?

Me: I created this story. It's my right.

May: Eh? It was Brendan when I was 5. Although it lasted only for a few months.

Me: My first crush was Drew when I was in 1st grade. I shipped Contestshipping then, also though. My latest crush is Kirito.

Drew: No one cares.

Me: Yes, I hate you, too.

May: Me too!

Drew: *telepathically glares at Brendan* Next question.

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Drew: Next is from @GingerAndy. Again, for us both.

May: Any thoughts on Brianna?

Drew: A fangirl. Heh, who would not want to not hang out around me?

Me & May: I would.

May: While Drew is sulking, I think she's nice. Even though she's kinda obsessive around Drew.

Me: I bet you're jealous!

May: No, I'm not!

Me: I love to hear denial from two lovers.

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Me: Next question is from @lovinglyfierce. It's one for each.

Drew: Why do you give May RED roses instead of white roses? And don't give me any of that 'it's not for May, it's for Beautifly' answer Drew.

May: Yeah, I wonder sometimes.

Drew: Well... It's the most common color..?

Me: Cut the crap, Drew! We all know that white is! It's even in Alice in Wonderland! They simply painted the roses red. Even our English teacher says so!

Drew: It's for Beau-

May: Please read the question again.

Drew: Okay, fine! It's because I *mumble* likehersoIgiveherredrosessoareyouhappynow?

Me: So beautiful *sniff*

May: What did he say?

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May: Oh, it's for me! How come you thought of Drew when you battled against Vivvi's family?

Me: Say it! Say it!

May: Well.. Am I not allowed to.. Think of inspiration?

Me: So bold! *sparkle*

Drew: .....

in Drew's mind:

Drew's positive conscience: Oh my effing g!!!!!!! DID I JUST HEAR WHAT I WANTED TO HEAR OH MY GUUUUUDDD!!!! She likes me, man!!

Drew's negative conscience: Don't be so assuming.

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May: Next is from @Sumsumgirl152! When are you going to confess to each other?

Drew: Why would we confess? We don't like each other like that!

Me: Don't worry, bro. I feel you and your unrequited love. Some people are just too dense to realize.

May: Drew...

Me: Please, please, tell me this will be real.

Drew: Um.. Yeah??

May: I............ I ate too much and I don't feel too good..

Me: As expected. Sadly.

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Drew: Next one.. is from.. @MayxDrew83.

May: My favorite from Drew's team? It's definitely Masquerain and Roselia because they're sooo cute and cuddly unlike their owner.

Drew: *huffs* It's Beautifly.

Me: Why?

Drew: Stay away from that business, kiddo

Me: For some reason, you sound exactly like him.

May and Drew: Who?

Me: Next question.

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May: Hmm... For me, If my Eevee evolved into something besides Glaceon, what would it be and why? I'd love to have a Leafeon because they'd look great in green clothes... Maybe I'll show her to Leaf, too!

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Drew: Hrmm... From um.. @losermistyx.

May: When will you guys admit that you guys want to get married and have a future together and have cute rose babies and- SORRY IM RANTING

Drew: Is this a question?

Drew and May: Sorry to tell but we feel uncomfortable in answering your question.

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Me: Come to think of it, this is my first Q and A, I guess. So, sorry if these don't satisfy ya'... Hahaha sorreh.