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Matchmaker

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Matchmaker n. a person that pairs two people together; a person who arranges relationships and marriages between others, either informally or, in certain cultural communities, as a formal occupation; a person or company that brings parties together for commercial purposes.

Leaf Green flopped down on her bed, and the canopy overhead fell.

"That's just great." Leaf grumbled as she trudged to fix the problem.

"Leaafyyyy!" A male voice came, and it was pretty obvious who it was, he tackled her with a hug, which was pretty epic.

Epic fail.

He fell on the bed, though, unlike what Leaf planned where the floor swallowed him and he'd be gone for eternity though she made an exception, after all, he was her best friend and rival, but just then, the greatest plan entered the brunette's mind.

A wicked grin formed on her lips. "Gary, perfect timing."

~~

"Why are you bothering with those two's love lives?" Gary questioned, sitting cross legged on his best friend's bed, while she sat on the other edge, her hat on her bedside table.

"Because that's what matchmakers do." She snapped. "And apparently, this girl you're talking to is one."

He thought for a while, she was eating her words, definitely.

"Sure, if you succeed, I'll give you the oppurtunity to kiss me." He smirked.

"No promises." Leaf replied monotonously, though she was secretly dying from squealing inside.

"Phase one, start." Leaf put on her hat.

~~

"You're improving on your style and technique, May." Drew complimented.

May blushed, Drew complimenting her was news.

But of course, Drew would not be Drew if he ruined the compliment. "Though mine's obviously better than you. By a long shot."

The blush dissolved into annoyance. "Hey! Take that back!"

He just flipped his hair and threw a rose at her direction with a 'hmph' sound.

She caught it with perfect grace.

"Aren't they just so perfect together?" Leaf squealed, putting her binoculars down.

"I think you and I are better, though." Gary commented, flirting like he always did.

The latter just rolled her eyes at his comment, thinking he wasn't sincere. "Yeah, sure."

"I'm sure, Leafy."

"Phase one, commence." Leaf used her binoculars again to get a better view.

While they were walking, Leaf purposefully pulled an almost invisible string.

Almost was the keyword, May successfully tripped on it but Drew with his sharp eyes saw it and dodged, and Leaf seethed silently at the guy.

"Huh, you're so clumsy." But nevertheless, the greenette pulled her to her feet.

"You're pretty serious about it." Gary said, trying not to make Leaf angrier at any other way. After all, she was a blackbelter and could beat him up to the brink of death in a couple of seconds.

"Yeah. If this won't work." She smirked, evil as hell itself. "I'll do it by force."

"Oh man."

~~

Leaf mixed a few exotic ingredients, it turned into dark blue after adding something to the liquid, Leaf and Gary removed their safety goggles.

"What're you planning?"

"Oh, you'll see soon enough, Gar-bear."

And with that, she let out a maniacal laughter.

~~

"I told you not to inhale it!!" Leaf-or more like-Gary reprimanded.

"I'm sorry! It just smelled just like vanilla and strawberries, you know." Gary--Leaf apoligised, bowing her head. "And what's with my chest area being heavy!!?"

"Don't. Do. It." Gary said, venom dripping on every word.

"Alright, alright, geez."

If anyone hasn't caught on, right after they let the two inhale it, Leaf went to the bathroom and Gary gave in to his temptation and they switched bodies after Leaf got out, of course.

"Hey, let's all eat ramen!" The now very bubbly Drew enthusiastically pulled the three of them, how that was possible, we'll never know.

"Huh, who wouldn't love to hang out with me." And the very arrogant May flicked air, instead of hair.

"How dare you, May Jr.!! You talk so much like Drew!" The OOC Drew reprimanded, putting his hands on his hips ladylike, slightly frowning.

That would be really funny.

"...." Leaf and Gary were both speechless, Leaf's master plan didn't work but she made sure to know how to change back.

The four reached a ramen house and May of course, ordered 11 ramens.

"Gary, I know how we can change back." Gary told Leaf who still wanted to know how having a chest was like.

"Really?! That's great." She replied half-heartedly.

"Tell them how you really feel, let your feelings be reeled, so, is it a deal?"

"It pretty sucks." Leaf commented.

Gary had to fight the urge to punch her-no, him. But he was inside her.

"I wrote it, you know, it's hard to find anything that rhymes." Gary muttered, quite hurt.

~~

Gary took a deep breath, he, or she was going to tell her, right now.

"Gary, how do I say this..." Gary fumbled with his shirt.

"Hey, Leaf! Don't do that, be more of my persona." Leaf scolded the other, though he was smiling.

Gary nodded and started again.

"Gary, I really like you, like, as in like when a guy likes a girl or vice versa, though I show it in... Other ways."

"Leafyyy, I weally weally like you! I wanna go skyrocketing everytime I see you showing me a genuine smile you're really pretty and everything and you're hot, too!"

Gary--Leaf blushed dumb bright crimson red.

"HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME BLUSH!?"

Gary and Leaf then remembered how good it felt to be back to their own.
The two went out and saw an intimate scene, not that intimate though, but to say the plan was a success was an understatement.

"Ahem." Gary coughed.

May and Drew sat a good thirty feet away from each other, embarassed.

I'm sorry if too much OOCness existed in this chapter, like, noooo, I was at the covered courts, half writing and half watching people play basketball, my bestie was there, too.