𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗𝖘, 𝖓𝖔𝖈𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖓𝖆𝖑 𝖒𝖊 || ɢʜᴏꜱᴛ ʙᴄ

𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐩𝐭. 𝟏

dew

-i'll make him moan like a motherfucking pornstar just watch me

-RN IS SATAN TIME

-i'd give you my dildo shaped chicken finger but i already bit it

-mmm gluestick

swiss

-i have a kid named cum monster

-it jiggles my balls

-i'm gonna shit myself

-*voice crack* airplane

aether

-i propose aliens

-my kneeple :(

-i would overdoes on pottasium if i had the stomach to eat 400 bananas

-shut up you little shit wait sorry i mean midget shit (directed at me how could you)

rain

-i have npc energy and i'm unable to change it

-it's the mental disorders and severe trauma that brings us together

-the ikea shark plush is frequently bought with the trans flag i've never been more called out

-i'm gonna pass out in the next 10 minutes mark my fucking words

mountain

-how much do lungs on the black market cost?

-please don't finger my stepmom

-i have no nipples

-this bunny i've had since i was born is a communist and idk why i just saw it in my dreams and accepted it

cirrus

-honkers

-i bit his head off

-bout to make omlettes out of the eggs in my ovaries :DDDD want some ?????

-use victorian torutre methods if you must

cumulus

-like a dildo but fucked up???

-i'm gonna soap your mouth

-bamhurger

-i was excited for your funeral :(

sunshine

-my shampoo looks like cum :D

-careless whipser plays as i eat mac and cheese at 3am before getting violently murdered by a hoard of snails

-FUCKING NUETER THEM !!!!! TAKE THEIR BALLS !!!!! OR UTERUS !!!!! NO MORE FUCKIN KIDS FOR YOU !!!!!

-live laugh love bullshitting assignments

italics is my friend btw they bully me :(

i might make a part 2 but idk