swiss x fem reader
idk what to classify it as
1211 words
slight raindrop if you look closely and squint really hard
Swiss threw his head back laughing as you answered the spam call.
	"Joe's Pizza Parlor and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, you're speaking with Winston now," you bellowed, making your voice as deep as possible. The caller hung up and you almost died laughing. Swiss wiped a tear from his eye. 
	"Sorry 'bout that," you said in between laughs. "Wanna play truth or dare?" Swiss nodded.
	"Truth or dare," he asked.
	"Dare."
	"Go find Mountain's edibles and steal them." You nodded and left Swiss's room. While he waited, Swiss turned on some music and grabbed a juice box (stolen from Copia). He waited for a while before you busted through the door. 
	"Didn't have edibles, but he made the brownies again!" You handed one of the brownies to Swiss before eating one for yourself. Swiss handed you a juice box (also stolen from Copia) and sat down, finishing his brownie. You nodded and sat in front of him.
	"Truth or dare?" You shove the final piece of the brownie in your mouth. 
	"Truth," he says confidently. You put your hand on your chin, thinking of a good question. 
	"Last person you slept with?" 
	"Dew. Truth or dare?"
	"Hmm, Truth." Swiss smirked.
	"Last person you slept with?" 
	"Random hookup. Truth or dare?" You continued like this for hours, each of you trying to get each other out. At this point, it was just dares, no more truth. 
	"Truth or dare?" Swiss asks.
	"Dare!"
	"Every time it's your turn, take an article of clothing off." You laughed and accepted the challenge. 
	"Truth or dare?" 
	"Dare, obviously." you grinned devilishly. 
	"Call the last person you texted and moan really loudly over the phone!" Swiss laughed and grabbed his phone, calling Rain, putting it on speaker. 
	"Hello?" Rain answered. Swiss moaned like a pornstar before falling over laughing.
	"How high are you?"
	"High as balls!" Swiss managed to laugh out. Rain sighed and hung up. When you both finally composed yourself, you had to wipe the tears from your eyes from laughing so hard.
	"Well y/n, truth or dare?" 
	"Dare," you replied, taking off your socks. 
	"Go lick the toilet seat." You blinked and slowly nodded your head. Swiss followed you to the bathroom and watched you lick the toilet seat. He stood in the doorway flabbergasted. 
	"I didn't think you were gonna do that," he muttered. You laughed at him and winked.
	"I'm not gonna lose tonight," you responded. Swiss rolled his eyes and sat back down on the floor, you following close behind.
	"Truth or dare." 
	"Dare." You paused to think.
	"Rip your shirt off, like The Hulk or some shit." Swiss sighed and mumbled an apology to his shirt before complying with the dare. 
You watched as he mourned the death of his shirt before asking you, "Truth or dare?"
"Y'know what, truth." You pulled your hoodie off, leaving you in just a tank top and sweats. 
"Lame," Swiss sighed. "Last person you kissed, I guess?"
"You." Swiss stared confused.
"But we did–" he was cut off by you placing your lips on his. He quickly kissed back though, snaking his fingers into your hair. You pulled away and looked into his eyes.
"That was smooth," he whispered. You winked and went to stand up, however you were stopped by Swiss pulling you into his lap. 
"You aren't going anywhere after that." He crashed his lips into yours, his arms finding their way around your waist. You place your hands around his neck and pull him closer, deepening the kiss. You bit his lip, earning a groan from the multi ghoul. Swiss pulls away and buries his face into your neck.
"Truth or dare?" your whisper.
"Truth." 
"You like me?" Swiss looked up into your e/c eyes.
"Yea," he muttered before catching your lips in a kiss again. You smile into the kiss and cup his face in your hands. The make out session lasts a little while longer before you pull away and start to kiss down his neck. He suppresses a moan as you begin to bite and suck on his collarbone. 
"Keep doing that," he breathes out. You smile and move to a different spot on his chest, making a new mark there. You leave marks all over his neck and upper chest. Before you could begin making another one, Swiss flips so that you are now underneath him. 
"My turn." His lips find your neck and he begins to leave a trail of kisses down it. You sigh as he begins to mark you up as well, tracing small patterns on his back. He continued down your neck and to your collarbone, slipping your tank top and bra strap off your shoulder. He leaves three more marks before getting up and wandering towards his bed. You whine at the loss of contact and follow him.
"Let's watch a movie." You nod and snuggle next to him in bed. He pulls a blanket over the two of you and turns on a random movie. He wraps his arm around you and pulls you closer. You slowly nod off to sleep. Swiss is eventually lulled to sleep by your steady breaths. 
"Morning sleepy," Swiss greets you as you open your eyes. You smile and bury your face into his chest. He sighs and rubs your back.
"Cumulus made pasta for lunch if you want any." You nod and slowly wiggle out of his arms. You waddle over to his closet, grabbing one of his shirts and slipping it on.
"Your hoodie is on the floor, you know." Swiss raises an eyebrow. You spin around and look at the floor, seeing your hoodie laying there. Shrugging, you walk out the door. Swiss follows shortly after, still pulling his shirt over his head when he catches up to you. He grabs your hand and pulls you closer. 
When you enter the kitchen, Cumulus greets you with two bowls of pasta. You thank her and sit down next to Aether, Swiss sitting on your other side. Rain and Dew sit across from you as you shove your face with pasta. 
"How high were you last night?" Dew questions.
"Sky high," Swiss responded. "Who told you?"
"Rain did." Rain looked away and tried to make it seem like nothing happened. However you knew that something happened between the two. 
"You gotta give me some of that next time." Dew ate another bite of pasta.
"Don't ask us, ask Mountain," you answer. "They were his brownies."
"You stole my brownies?" A slightly annoyed Mountain sat down at the table next to Cirrus. 
"Oops," you laugh. Mountain  shakes his head and eats his pasta silently. You and Swiss exchange a look before turning back to your lunch.
"Wait a minute...you guys did something!" Dew exclaims. He looks between you and Swiss accusingly.
"Took ya' long enough to realize, sparky," Swiss chuckled. Dew grumbled and looked at Rain.
"Rainy, they're bullying me." He jutted his lower lip out in a pout. Rain rolled his eyes and ignored him. You laugh at Dew's antics and turn to Swiss.
"We should get high off our asses without him, just to see his reaction again," you whispered in his ear. Swiss smirked devilishly and nodded. 
                                      
                                          
                                   
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