A Dragon Warrior's Human | Po x FEM!Reader

Kung Fu Panda pt. 4

"...So I'm like, fine, you may be a wolf, you may be the scariest bandit in Haijin Province..."

I hum lightly cleaning up after Po as he cooked dinner for everyone. He chops a radish mid-air and the slices fall into the pot. Viper, Monkey, Mantis and Crane are listening to his story with amused skepticism, but Tigress ignores him completely. Like normally.

"...but you're a lousy tipper."

Po nods to the table signifying me to take a seat, which i do.

"Really? So... how'd you get out of there alive?" Crane asks causing him to falter "I mean, I didn't actually say that, but I thought it... in... in my mind."

Po flips some bowls and expertly lines them up on his arm. He ladles soup into them.

"If he... could read my mind, he'd have been like, 'What?'" I roll my eyes as he makes his way over to us, "Order up!" he slides out the bowls of noodle soup to all of us minus Tigress, who already has a plate of tofu.

"Hope you like it." He takes a seat besides me as i pick up the soup spoon eating some myself. And holy shit was it good?!

"This is really good!" Mantis compliments happily.

"No, c'mon. You should try my dad's secret ingredient soup. He actually... knows the secret ingredient." He bashfully replies.

"What are you talking about? This is amazing." Viper agrees.

"Wow, you're a really good cook." i nod with Crane.

"I wish my mouth was bigger."

"Tigress, you've got to try this." Monkey implies turning to the only one without it.

Tigress picks up her plate and picks up a piece of tofu with her chopsticks, ignoring the noodles. "It is said that the Dragon Warrior can survive for months at a time on nothing but the dew of a single gingko leaf and the energy of the universe."

There is silence as everyone realises that Po has been put down yet again, i roll my eyes turning to look at the panda character, "Its the best thing i've ever had." I say almost practically finishing my food.

"Its the only 'food' you've had here." he smiles looking down at me.

"And the only thing i need." I joke nudging him with my shoulder. He looks to me nervously and quickly picks up his bowl taking a giant gulp. When he lowers the bowl, we see a noodle hanging from his face, causing Mantis to snicker.

"What?" Po asks looking at him.

"Oh, nothing... Master Shifu!"

I lightly laugh with the rest of them as Po realizes he's wearing a noodle moustache. He plays it up, picking up a chopstick and pretending it's Shifu's staff.

"You will never be the Dragon Warrior, unless you lose five hundred pounds and brush your teeth!"

I think brushing your teeth is very important.

"What is that noise you're making? Laughter? I never heard of it! Work hard, Panda. And maybe, someday..." He picks up two empty bowls and holds them up like ears. "... you will have ears like mine!"

This gag has the Five in near-hysterics. Suddenly, they stop laughing. I look around him to reveal Shifu has entered behind Po, who is still holding up the 'ears'. He is holding Oogway's staff, and has one hell of a scowl on his face.

"Ears. It's not working for you? I thought they were pretty good." Po asks looking back to the stone-faced group

"It's Shifu." Monkey whispers.