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Y/n is a young man who lives with his mother and step-father. He's a hired hand for any job (that he's okay with) and strives to one day meet his real father. However, he's far from normal.
Loona is a Hellhound from... well, Hell, a...
For those that didn't see the post, this is a rewrite of the original Ozzie's chapter to fit better into the Helluva Boss storyline so that there won't be any complications for "Queen Bee". Hope you guys enjoy. ___________________________________________
In the IMP office space, Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika Mayday on the front page as she drinks from a bottle of alcohol. Once she was done with it, she placed it on an open page of Stolas' Grimoire and it rolls off of her desk. That same page glows and a portal to the Living World opens up, with a tree falling through immediately along with a severed, burning head. Moxxie pops out of the tree with a chainsaw while Blitzø and Y/n simply walk through the portal, the latter covered in blood as he picks something out of his teeth along with a bag of cleaning supplies in his hands.
Blitzø: "Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!"
Y/n: "Yeah. Didn't expect that many, to be honest."
Y/n said as he finally picked a wood chip from his teeth and flicked it away. Then Millie crawls through the portal and across the floor like a crab, an axe between her teeth.
Millie: "I'm still so jazzed up!"
She declares as she snaps the axe in half before walking over to the rest of the group while Y/n walks over to Loona, starting up a small conversation.
Moxxie: "Well, you better stay jazzed, babe. Because, guess where I'm taking you tonight."
Blitzø: "Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence, Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street."
Y/n: "Sorry, bossman, but I actually gotta head back to the hotel so I can meditate. Gotta get my memories back and whatnot."
Blitzø: "Boring, but okay. That just leaves me, Mox, and Mills."
Unfortunately for Blitzø, there was more bad news for him.
Moxxie: "Actually, sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So, I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!"
Upon hearing this, Millie's eyes sparkle as she squeals in delight.
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Millie: "Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!"
Moxxie: "Yeah, well, I've been planning it for quite a while."
Millie: "Oh, Moxxie!"
Millie jumps into her husband's arms and kisses his face. This then turns into them both French kissing and making out, making Blitzø groan as he rolls his eyes.
Blitzø: "Ugh, can you two not?"
Moxxie: "I'm sorry, sir. Maybe another time?"
Blitzø: "No, it's fine. I-I can come with the two of you, help you celebrate your boring as guck monogamy."
