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derek: alright who tf made this.
emily: no cuz fr who made this
hotch: it was me.
y/n: but why? did snake strauss put you up to this
hotch: no,and don't call your higher authorities names.
derek: i can call you names right😫😫😫
jj:derek don't start please..
emily:^
garcia: HI LOVES🩷🩷
derek:hi baby girl🫦🫦🥵🥵
y/n : HI PENNY HOW WAS YOUR DAY
derek: i can tell you about her day 😏😏😼😼
garcia: oh chocolate thunder..IT WAS GREAT Y/N THANK YOU FOR ASKING🥰🥰
derek: great bc of me😜😜😜😜😜
emily : NAH who the fuck invited morgan???
hotch: emily it's a work group chat.
emily : doesn't mean he has to be in it😜
rossi: well emily technically he is apart of this team so i'd say yes he has to be in it.
emily: okay pasta man...
derek:nah emily we are fr fighting 🙄
y/n: i volunteer to record🧍♀️
reid: 👽
y/n : OMG HOTCHY WHEN ARE WE GOING TO AREA 51⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
hotch : what is area 51? is there a case there what is it??
jj: it's a heavily guarded area and only allows certain people into it. some people say that is where 'aliens' are.
reid: Did you know, our fascination with alien life took off after Galileo's new telescope allowed us to look up close at the heavens in the early 17th Century. Dark patches spotted on the Moon were assumed to be vast oceans of water and were called "maria", Latin for "seas". Could they be teeming with life like our seas? We now know that lunar maria are actually planes of dark basalt from ancient volcanic eruptions.
hotch: thank you for those facts. both of you.
y/n : when both baes know their facts 😫😫
emily: y/n...did derek steal your phone.
derek: SHE TYPED THAT ALL ON HER OWN SHE IS LITERALLY IN THE BATHROOM.
garcia : hey choco thund maybe not yell in txt msg today?
reid : what does 'txt' and 'msg' mean?
y/n: it means text message
jj:why was she so quick to respond ??
emily: i agree w mama jj why did she respond so quick
rossi: pasta tonight? anyone?
y/n : On my way! rn fr.
derek: HELP WHY DID SHE SAY On my way! WTF😂😂😂😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀
y/n: FUCKING APPLE AUTO CORRECT IM GOING TO TAKE MY GUN AND SHOOT MYSELF WITH IT. I HATE APPLE.
reid: don't do that:(
hotch: y/n. my office please.
y/n : BOSSMAN IT WAS A JOKE IM SORRY INDONT NEED ANPTHER EVEAL PLS
emily: HELP SHE IS FREAKING OUT SHES TYPING FAST.
derek: hotchy watchy doesn't know how to take a joke🌝🌝
jj: BYE-Y/N IS SWEATING WALKING UP TO HOTCHS OFFICE
rossi: so nobody wants pasta? got it.
emily: NO WE ALL WANT PASTA. Y/N DISTRACTED US.
y/n: actually it was derek em.
garcia : she's so calm now D: what happened?
y/n: nothing happen penny i promise!!
hotch: she threatened me and now she's trying to act like it never happened.
y/n : whatttttt nooooo i never did that.
hotch: "aaron fucking hotchner if you give me another psych eval then i will slit your throat and make it look like an accident then make someone else go to jail for it." word for word
y/n : idk what he's talking about i never said that...🤨🤨🤨🙀🙀🤷♀️🤷♀️
emily: LMAO Y/N GOT HOTCH SCARED
derek: guys...does anyone know a candice
jj: no who's candice?
y/n: JJ NO PLEASE NO
derek: ...
rossi: who is candice?
emily: oh my fucking god poor rossi
derek: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YO MOUTHHHH👀👀😼😼😈😈😈😈
y/n: good fucking night
reid: your still at work? right across from me?
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BAU gc - criminal minds -
Fanfictionhow i think the BAU would text (including u)(s7 characters) - y/n x spencer -she/her pronouns -will n jj r tg in this -hotch x emily -derek x penelope -ASHLEY SEAVER AND KEVIN WILL BE HATED ON IN THIS!!!!
