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emily:

garcia: woah😍

y/n: ZOOWEMAMA😻😻😻

y/n: my girl wiener is hard asf rn

jj: HELP 😭😭

emily: 😧😧

derek: WHAT DID SHE JS SAY????

y/n: i said my girl wiener hard asf rn 🙄

derek: y do u have a wiener

y/n: idk but it's longer than yours ever will be🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

emily: OOO SHE GOT U

derek: that hurted

y/n:

derek: are u angry cause you and pen got sick

y/n: yes i actually hate being sick

y/n: i can't breathe

y/n: i feel like i'm dying

y/n: and i have a headache that will not go away

spencer: did you take the medicine i gave you?

y/n; yes and it didn't work

spencer: how long ago did you take it?

y/n: an hour ago

spencer: give it a little more time and if it doesn't work then take a little more

y/n: kk i will give it thirty minutes then take more

y/n: penny r u almost here

garcia: yes and i brought snacks,soup and work!

derek: why are two sick people hanging out 🤨

y/n: bc we can🙄

y/n: now derek how ab u get back to work

garcia: yeah sugar get back to work and don't worry about me and y/n

y/n; ooo penny what if we watch movies when you get here

garcia: yes! some halloween movies!

y/n: CORALINE LETS WATCH CORALINE

garcia: OH MY GOODNESS YES

emily; aaron i actually think i'm sick looks like i need to fly back home

y/n: oh no we accidentally got emily sick let her fly home

emily; yes i think i'm dying oh no

garcia: yes let her fly home

emily: uh oh i just threw up let me go home

derek: he's not gonna say yes

emily; no like i actually like threw up

derek: oh?

emily: i'm pretty sure aaron saw it too and didn't say anything #fake

derek: r y'all like all pregnant

y/n: no we all have the flu or smth

derek; mhm sure

y/n:

derek; i cackled

y/n: y'all i have to go all the way downstairs to heat this soup up

derek: lazy ass bitch 🙄🙄

y/n: stfu you burnt biscuit

derek: no u uncooked chicken

y/n: u really wanna go mr clean?

derek: yes i do dandruff flake.

y/n; flying over to LA rn baldilocks

derek; look you little discharge doggie stop coming for my bald head.

y/n: then don't have a bald head boss baby

emily: we left y'all alone for ten minutes-

hotch: stop name calling.

derek: y/n started it 😔

y/n: u literally called me a lazy bitch don't even

rossi: how about we play nice?

garcia: that's not possible with those two sir

jj: i remember two times when derek was nice to y/n

jj: only two

derek: stfu bleach demon

emily; i don't think i remember y/n being nice to morgan

y/n: stfu yeast yeti

hotch: why are they the same person?

y/n: we literally aren't you chalk child

derek: we are not the same person don't ever associate me w that salt shaker.

emily; okay guys calm down w the names

derek: no u snow roach

y/n: i'm never ever gonna stop w the names u flour monster

jj: i'm gonna ground both of u if you don't stop

y/n: NO i'm sorry mommy jj

derek: DONT GROUND ME AGAIN😔😔😔😔