BAU HOTTIES😜😜😜
2:38 a.m.y/n: hotch are nose piercings a loud in the FBI?
emily: i hope they are..cause if he says yes we r getting them done rn.
derek:
y/n: why are you still awake??????????????
spencer: you guys would look good with nose piercings!:)
emily: y/n is to stunned to speak atm
spencer: what why?
derek:
emily: derek...
emily: y/n came out of the bathroom smiley
emily: she won't tell me why
y/n: cuz it's not ur business asshat🙄
derek: yeah asshat🙄
emily: r u and derek...🍑🍆
emily: by her reaction maybe not.
derek: I JUST WANTED TO CALL U ASSHAT
emily: WHY ARE YOU YELLING???
jj: will is yelling at me cuz of y'all stfu
y/n: WHY IS HE YELLING AT MY BAE?
emoly: IM GONNA BEAT HIM UPPP
y/n: i'll help u
hotch: PLEASE GO TO SLEEP. also nose piercings are allowed.
spencer: i had to leave my phone in my living room because you guys where texting so much..
emily: wait for it...
derek: for what?
y/n: i'm sorry spence we will stop
emily: that..
10:31 a.m.
jj: uhm guys where is y/n?
emily: they are with me in pennys office rn why?
jj: cuz that guy sebastian is here-
derek: good thing i had to go to the dentist cuz i would be beating his ass rn.
jj: THE WAY Y/N BUSTED THROUGH THE DOORS-
emily: i tried to stop them...
jj:hotch looks like a fucking stalker 💀💀💀
hotch: gotta watch until i'm needed..🥱
spencer: she's yelling so loud oh my..
emily: THE WAY SHE SLAPPED HIM OMFG
derek: GIRLBOSS!!!!!!!!
garcia: 🫖 anyone want some?
reid: oo i'll take some!!
jj: someone come arrest him he js hit y/n.
hotch: On my way!
garcia: oh my poor baby
hotch: he said that y/n slapped him first garcia delete that part please.
garcia: alr on it.
y/n: he was making fun of y'all so i slapped him and he commented on my body😤
y/n: no one makes fun of y'all
emily: NAH HOTCH LET ME SEE HIM FR
derek: UH UH HOTCH LET ME SEE HIM TOO. IM GONNA TEACH HIM A LESSON.
hotch: he's officially in jail😇😇
y/n: stan hotch !!
emily: yea stan aaron !!
derek: why does he not get mad at her?
y/n: literally watch this.
y/n: aaron we need to talk.
hotch: y/n don't call me aaron.
y/n: :/ why doesn't he get mad at emily?????
derek: omw back to work 😕
emily: i hope you get in a crash🥸
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BAU gc - criminal minds -
Fanfichow i think the BAU would text (including u)(s7 characters) - y/n x spencer -she/her pronouns -will n jj r tg in this -hotch x emily -derek x penelope -ASHLEY SEAVER AND KEVIN WILL BE HATED ON IN THIS!!!!