BAU HOTTIES🥵🥵🥵
y/n: i really think penny should go back emo😔
garcia: yeah no one else thinks that...
y/n: u literally looked so sexy tf
emily:^
derek: hey now i'm the only one calling pen sexy
y/n: no i'm the only one calling her sexy 🙄🙄
derek: isn't ur bf in here??
y/n: who said we were dating we never told y'all we were official?!!
emily; oh girl...
emily:ik what y'all be doing...
emily:you forget we share an apartment now😔😔
y/n: didn't we all promise not to speak ab that😇😇
spencer: yeah we promised that it would never get spoken into existence actually!!!
y/n: so unspeak it from existence rn em.
derek: ew
emily: ANYWAYS.
emily: it's someone's birthday coming up and i think we should celebrate on someone's boat..
y/n: i 100% agree
jj: mhm i agree too.
garcia: WE CAN PACK LUNCH AND GO ON ROSSIS BOAT AND ALL THE KIDS CAN COME AND IT WOULD BE SO MYCH FUN!!!!!!!!!! oh and will!!!
spencer: bringing the kids would be so fun!!
y/n: me and henry r cool again.
y/n: despite what i've said about him he's one of the cutest kids ever💁♀️
emily: no she just has bad baby fever rn.
hotch: i mean dave?
rossi: anything for bella's birthday!!
y/n: YEAHHHHHHH
y/n: thanks rossi🙏🙏
y/n: OK SO WE CAN PACK LUNCH LIKE PENNY SAID PACK DRINKS TOO AND SOMEONE CAN CONNECT TO THE SPEAKERS ON HIS BOAT AND SPEND THE WHOLE DAY ON HIS BOAT WITH EVERYONE AND THEN GO GET DINNER TG LIKE A HAPPY FAMILY??????
spencer: only if i get to sit next to you cause emily always likes to steal my spot :(
emily: you can sit by her lover boy i'm sitting FAR away from her🙄
spencer: thank you!!
garcia: i like that idea!!
hotch: so tmr?
y/n: is tmr my birthday hotchner😐😐
hotch: yes?
y/n: then yea what do you think😤😤😤
hotch: get to work before i make you work on your birthday..
emily: the way she set her phone down and did her work😭😭
hotch: you too emily.
derek: SHE GONNA SEDUCE U HOTCHY BOTCHY WOTCHY BE CAREFUL😈😈😈😈😈🗣️🗣️🗣️😇😇😧😉😉😉😉😼😼😼😾😾‼️‼️‼️❗️❗️❗️💢💢💢
jj: derek-
y/n: nah he'd like that derek
emily: aaron please ground him from his phoen😇😇😇
hotch: derek your grounded.
derek: WHIPPED.
y/n: derek he's gonna remove u again
derek: why is the dilf walking over to me
derek: WAIT HOTCH I TAKE IT BACK
rossi: so am i gonna be the one driving the boat?
derek: none of us have put boating license old man so yes
y/n: actually i do🙄🙄
spencer; i barely trust you driving a car you are not driving a boat.
emily: i agree y/n i don't trust you driving a boat.
y/n; so what i have bad road rage and like to yell at people in my car 😔
spencer: we literally almost crashed getting lunch earlier,and you were driving.
y/n: that guy cut me off😐😐
garcia: it's okay y/n!! we wouldn't let you drive the boat either way cause it's your birthday!!!!
jj: i am not letting henry get on that boat if you drive it.
y/n: huys i am not a bad boat driver 😠😠😠
rossi: you are not driving my boat on your birthday.
derek: yea old man tell her 🤪
rossi: stop calling me old man
derek: no.
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BAU gc - criminal minds -
Fanfictionhow i think the BAU would text (including u)(s7 characters) - y/n x spencer -she/her pronouns -will n jj r tg in this -hotch x emily -derek x penelope -ASHLEY SEAVER AND KEVIN WILL BE HATED ON IN THIS!!!!
