BAU HOTTIES😜😜😜
1:28 a.m.
emily: WOOP WOOP THATS THE SOUND OF THA POLICE🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨👮♀️👮♀️👮♀️🚓🚓🚓🚔🚔🚔
y/n: EMIYL JJ TOLD U TO GO TO BED PLEASE GO TOBED
garcia: som1 help. i can't see striaghy
derek: On my way! 😜
jj: i swear to god if y'all do not go to bed you will feel my wrath with y'all wake up.
reid: may i ask what is happening right now?
emily: ME Y/N AND OEN ARE SODRUNK RN
hotch: you guys have work in the morning hello?
y/n: hello? when has that ever stop us?
derek: so y'all don't need help i'm guessing😔
emily: NOoOOOOOo
jj: GO TO SLEEP. NOW.
derek: yes mama jj
rossi: it is 1 in the morning why are y'all up?
emily: RWAD OLD MAN RESD
garcia: brb y'all y/n in throwing up
reid: oh no:( drink lots of water and eat some crackers!!!
hotch: ^ it helps a lot
derek: what did y'all have to drink gawd dayum
jj: everything y/n had in her cabinet. let me tell you i watched them make the nastiest drinks ever.
y/n : i'm bsack y'all😔
y/n: #jsthrewup
emily: honestly i almsot thee up wayching yoh throw up
y/n : i don't have enough crackers for the two of us bud🤺🤺🤺
derek: u literally are a cracker soooo.....
y/n : derek stfu
reid: i have some crackers at my apartment!! do you want me to bring them to you??
y/n: thank u spence but i'm okay i'll js share with em (please bring them to work tmr i'm going to die(
emily: IM BACK AND IM FEELING WORSER...
garcia: is it time to tell y'all i have a karaoke machine at my house???????
hotch: DO NOT drive drunk ladies
jj: YALL ARRE NOT LEAVING TO GET TJAT. GO TO SLEEP.
y/n: but i'm not tired 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
emily: same mommy🥺🥺🥺☹️☹️
derek: BITCH WHAT THE-
derek: yk what nvm i'm going to sleep cuz wtf is emily on. 🙁
emily: so reid whag r u texting y/n rn
reid: i asked if she needed anything else before work tmr! do you need anything? does garcia need anything?
emily: nope we r good
derek: she thought it would be jucier
hotch: GO. TO. SLEEP. THAT IS A ORDER.
emily: BICYH CANT SPELL JUICIER
hotch: EMILY.
emily: yes sir 😞😔
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8:39 a.m.
hotch: please tell me none of y'all just threw up in the sink...
derek: surprisingly it was that girl who was flirting w u 🥰🥰
reid: has anyone seen y/n?
rossi: she's passed out in my office. kiddo didn't feel good.
jj: if i still had my office i'd sleep in there but sadly i don't so i'm currently dying.
hotch: that's very nice of you dave.
emily: WAIT IF Y/N GETS TO SLEEP THEN SO DO I WHERES ANOTHER COUCH!????? AARON...PLEASE LET ME SLEEPNON YOUR COUCH PLEASE SIr
hotch: fine but if you disrupt me i'm kicking you out 🙀
derek: who thought him that...also why tf does emily get sleep in ur office.
hotch: she asked AND she has all of her work done.
derek: i'll do anything hotchy wotchy ANYTHING to sleep on ur couch😫😫😫😫😜😜😜🥰🥰🥰🥰🥺🥺🥺🥺😇😇😇😇😼😼😼😼😈😈😈😈😈😛😛😛😛🌝🌝🌝
jj:i don't think that's going to tempt him. maybe try something else!
derek: daddy hotch please😫😫😫😫
hotch: .
hotch removed derek
garcia added derek
hotch changed 'adding people' to admin only
derek:🥺🥺🥺🥺😫😫😫
hotch removed derek
hotch: i am not dealing with that today.
rossi: derek just came in here yelling about this group chat and woke y/n up.
jj; BYE WHY ARE BOTH OF HER SHOES OFF
garcia: you sleep with shoes on?
jj: no but we are at work?
reid: y/n is chasing derek with hot coffee and one of her boots.
reid: praying for derek right now.
reid: also y/n i brought your stuff!! it's at my desk come and get it whenever!!
jj: aw what did you get her?
reid: crackers,soda,candy all the things she asked me for.
jj: that's sweet spence but i think she just texted me and said i could put it in her desk.
reid: yeah no...i don't believe that..
y/n: thank you pretty boy!! jj can put them in my desk!! leave the soda out tho jj 🙏🙏🙏
y/n: brb gotta finish chasing derek.
hotch: morgan , y/l/n (your last name) office now.
y/n : but baby emily is sleeping also derek isn't in this chat anymore.
hotch added derek
derek: REMINF ME TO NEVER WAKE IP Y/N AGAIM SHES REALLY ANGRY
derek: GET Y/N TO STOP CHASING ME HOTCHY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.
hotch: both of you. my office. now.
y/n: but baby emily
hotch: emily can leave.
emily: no i can't i have polio i can't walk.
y/n: whatever you say to me and derek can be said in front of emily. 😊😠😠
derek: FR emily is staying. but we r coming to ur office rn. put ur pants back on before we walk in please i don't want to see my bosses penis. (i secretly do)
jj: WHAT THE FUCK
emily: OH HELL NAHHHHH i hate gays (i am bi)
hotch; morgan.
emily: HELP Y/N FACE WHILE HOTCH IS TWLLUNG HER TO STOP CHASING DEREK😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
jj: I CAN SEE IT FROM OUT HERE LMAO
derek: bossman that wasn't necessary.
y/n : fr threatening to fire us☹️
y/n: your gonna be the one getting fired.
hotch: what to do if i just got threatened.
derek: NAH BOSSMAN THINKS ITS GOOGLE 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
emily; I WOULD EXPECT TS FROM ROSSI NOT FROM HOTCH.!!
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