BAU HOTTIES 😜😜😜
12:10 a.m.
derek:
3:25 a.m.
derek:
y/n: what was the reason for the first one😟😟
Derek: it was the truth shawty
derek: y r u up
y/n: bc i woke up duh🙄
derek: nah u r lying y r u up
y/n: i fell asleep on my balcony waiting for my pizza
derek: lie
y/n: i literally am not lying tf.
jj: STFU
y/n: yes ma'am 😙😙😙😙😙😙
derek: sorry jj i have to finish this rn so no
derek: what were u doing? did u drink and take home some random guy
y/n: LITERALLY NO
y/n: i simply fell asleep on my balcony
7:39 a.m.
y/n: serial killers r weird like y do u kill? 😰
derek: is that what u were doing last night?
y/n: I WAS LITERALLY SITTING ON MY BALCONY WAITING FOR MY PIZZA TO SHOW UP AND FELL ASLEEP CALM UR TITS
derek: i don't have tits thank u very much😒😒🙄🙄😅
y/n: i can see them thru ur shirt literally stop lying.
emily; she got u there bud
y/n: finally i women w sense
hotch: she just agreed with you?
y/n : a women w sense.
emily: yeah aaron
derek: Y DO U CALL HIM AARON????
y/n: IVE BEEN WONDERING THAT FOREVER BRO LIKE????
y/n; DEREK DO U THINK THEY'VE FUCKED
derek: OH 100% NO ONE CALLS HIM AARON BESIDES ROSSI
rossi: i don't fuck men
derek: i wasn't getting at that pasta man.
jj: greatly appreciated if you stop blowing my phone up.
emily: same i'm trying to actually work!
hotch: that's a first 😇
y/n: i don't want to do my work tho
y/n: if anyone does my work i'll give u 15 dollars
reid: i'll do it! but u don't have to give me money:)
y/n: i have a lot of candy in my drawer come and get it whenever u like pretty boy!
reid: ooo thank you!!
garcia: can i have some y/n :0
y/n: ofc penny u and spence don't have to ask :))
y/n: but everyone else does 😡
emily: r u guys having a threesome
y/n: no everyone else is mean here.
derek: baby girl r u having a threesome with out me
garcia: absolutely not. i am pan but i would never date someone on our team. sorry y/n ily tho 🥰🥰
y/n: real shit penny ily2 😘
derek: mhm sure
rossi: why is there glitter all over my chair?
emily: what color is it?
y/n: blue fs
jj: i'm saying purple
rossi: y/n did you put this in my chair?
y/n: i've been sitting at my desk the whole time y r u blaming me? it's bc i'm a women huh?
hotch: whoever did that it wasn't funny
derek: bossman close ur blinds
jj:we can see u laughing
emily: it's bc u r a women y/n i bet it was derek😚
derek: i should've put it in y/n and reid's seat for making my gf break up w me
reid: it's not our fault they were trying to jump us.
y/n: very true^
y/n: plus if u wouldn't have that bald ass shiny ass head she wouldn't have broke up w you.
emily: mmm i like hating on derek let's do this more.
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BAU gc - criminal minds -
Fanfictionhow i think the BAU would text (including u)(s7 characters) - y/n x spencer -she/her pronouns -will n jj r tg in this -hotch x emily -derek x penelope -ASHLEY SEAVER AND KEVIN WILL BE HATED ON IN THIS!!!!