BAU gc - criminal minds -

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BAU HOTTIES🥵🥵🥵

4:20 a.m.

y/n: did you guys know that they used to call dicks 'jiggling bone' in 1720

y/n: and in 1615 they called it 'fiddlestick'

y/n: they even called it 'one-eyed trouser snake' in 1823

y/n: they called it maypole in 1624 four years after the mayflower arrived in the 'new world' hence 'may' in both of the words

y/n: oh! in 1788 they called it 'matrimonial peacemaker'

derek: DAWG WTF😭😭

emily: you've been hanging out with reid a little to much lately

y/n: no i js know how to use google

derek; imagine someone saying "whip out that matrimonial peacemaker" before y'all had sex 💀💀

emily: "let me see that fiddlestick"

derek: "oh my! that's a big jiggling bone!"

y/n; "let me see that big maypole"

emily: "come on whip out that one-eyed trouser snake for me"

y/n: HELP I CANT BREATHE IM LAUGHING SO HARD

emily: i can hear u now please stfu

derek: NAH WHAT WERE THEY ON BACK IN THE DAY💀💀

y/n: how did we get 'dick' and 'penis' and 'cock' out of those🤨🤨🤨

emily: THATS WHAT IM SAYING😭😭

derek: idk but who ever came up with those words were a literal god bc i don't want to say "do you want to see my fiddlestick?" to any women in the bed😾

emily: HELLOPPPP

y/n: NAHHHH 💀💀💀💀

y/n: i feel like derek would say that though😕

emily: he definitely would 😇😇

y/n: "dawg my fiddlestick is so hard rn"

emily: "come play with my maypole baby girl😈"

y/n: "you want some of this matrimonial peacemaker huh?"

emily: "this one-eyed trouser snake needs to be let out"

y/n: "my jiggling bone is definitely wants to jiggle inside of you tonight"

emily: HELPP "jiggle inside of you tonight" GOT ME

emily: I AM DEAD AND IM NOT COMING BACK THIS TIME😭😭😭

y/n: damn we killed her again 😔😔

hotch: GO TO SLEEP🙄

y/n: i'm sorry hotch you can give me extra paper work idc but i have a lot of energy so no

emily: she's been playing the sims all night long

y/n: i have and i will go to work tired idc my sims need me

emily: ^

y/n: i made us all in the sims too🤪🤪

hotch: i don't care what you are going just stop texting

y/n: someone is angry🌝

hotch: i swear to god you are about to get tired y/l/n

y/n: OKAY I WILL STOP TEXTING.

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9:30 a.m.

jj: i'm sorry what went on last night in here??

emily: y/n taught us some history

derek: [replying to :y/n: "my jiggling bone is definitely wants to jiggle inside of you tonight"] i do not say that😾

y/n: yea you do

y/n: a little birdie told me

derek: i literally have never said that don't start bitch.

y/n: don't call me a bitch

emily: yeah derek don't call her a bitch

jj: not cool man

garcia: HEY! chocolate thunder don't call my sugar plum a bitch!!!

derek: why are y'all ganging up on me??