BAU HOTTIES😛😫😜
hotch: who changed the name?
emily : get back to work aaron🙄
hotch: emily did you change it..?
derek: HAHA I LOVE THIS NAME BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE‼️
y/n: y'all. why did no one wake me up. i've been asleep at my desk for 50 minutes???????
derek: y'all 🤠
emily: y'all🐄
y/n: born and raised in tx mf stfu😒
reid: 54 minutes and 42 seconds to be exact y/n
derek: THIS BITCH KEEPING TABS ON Y/N? WHAT IS HE IN THE FBI😹😹
rossi: yes kid he is in the FBI. we all are
derek: old man don't get it👎👎👎
emily: WHOS PUSSY IS STINKING UP THE BULLPEN
y/n: NAH ME SPENCE AND JJ ALL RAN TO PENNYS OFFICE THAT BITCH STANK-
jj: it was definitely one of the non gun wearing bitches. can't do anything right.
emily: it was prob that girl who tried to flirt with hotch the other day💀
y/n: em is jelly 🙄✋
reid: how is emily jelly it's not possible y/n/n (your nick name)
y/n: she's jealous spence, jelly is an abbreviation of jealous. so when i say someone is jelly i mean jealous.
reid: ohhh thank you:))
emily: IM SORRY. DID NO ONE SEE HOW HE CALLED HER Y/N/N. SHE YELLS AT ME AND DEREK FOR IT WHY DID SHE YELL AT SPENCER????????
derek: cuz spencer is fragile🤷♀️🤷♀️ if she yells at him he might cry 🙀
reid: i will not cry derek.
derek: says the other night in ur bed;))))
y/n: WHAT?
emily:DEREK MORGAN
jj: DEREK YOU LEAVE SPENCER ALONE.
hotch: derek was that really necessary?
derek: are you really necessary?
y/n : hotchner i am about to quit.
emily: NO. YOU. ARE. NOT.
hotch: what why?
emily: y/n if you tell him i'm going to cut your toes off and blend them then make you drink them.
derek: woah woah woah😝😝😝 emily calm your titties man 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
hotch: y/n what did emily do?
rossi: emily might have scared her off.
hotch: really dave? i thought y/n a wolf scared her off
derek: GOT THAT SENSE OF HUMOR GOING ON HOTCHY 😫😫😫😫
reid: emily is chasing y/n with a knife.
jj: god damnit again?
garcia: emily promised she wouldn't do that anymore...:(
y/n: YEAH EMILY WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT PROMISE??????
emily: WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BURGER JN THE FRIDGE HUH???
y/n: I TOLD YOU I WASNT YHE ONE TO EAT IT I DONT EAT WENDYS NASTY MF. UR ABT TO GET TOLD ON TK HOTCHNER.
emily:PLEASE NO I WILL STOP
derek: yk who does eat wendy's??????????😼😼😼
reid: emily is chasing derek now.
emily is that type of person to chase someone w a knife.
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BAU gc - criminal minds -
Fanfictionhow i think the BAU would text (including u)(s7 characters) - y/n x spencer -she/her pronouns -will n jj r tg in this -hotch x emily -derek x penelope -ASHLEY SEAVER AND KEVIN WILL BE HATED ON IN THIS!!!!