BAU gc - criminal minds -

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BAU HOTTIES😜😜😜

emily: are we just going to forget what y/n said last night?

y/n: what did i say...

penny: yeah what did she say i forgot?

emily: idk if i should say this here...

y/n: JUST TELL US IDC IF I GET FIRED TF

y/n; hotchner please don't fire me

emily: "let me tell u this , this one guy i'm with is literally a fucking god bro like omfg he's so cute"

y/n: bitch u is making stuff up cuz i didn't not say anything like that...

garcia: wait like a 🍑🍆 god or a 🥵 god

emily: probably both u think ik what goes on in her mind😤

derek: i bet it reid🤔🤔

spencer: wait what..

spencer oh..my lord

y/n: damn now that i think about it...

y/n: i think i remember saying that-

jj: NO U DEF SAID AOMETHING LIKE THAT LAST NIGHT

y/n: this is why i walked back to my apartment last night 🙄

spencer: i'm sorry you walked drunk back to your apartment?

derek: you are literally an FBI agent bro you've seen people get kidnapped and killed like that.

hotch: that probably wasn't a good idea y/n

y/n: so y'all wanted me to stay with people who were bullying me 😞

spencer: we're not saying that, we are saying that you could've been kidnapped like that.

emily: it's giving worried bf lmao

hotch: emily didn't u drive home last night..

emily: i had one glass of wine y/n had 6 don't even get me started

y/n: and how does hotch know that...

jj: yeah how does hotch know...

emily: bc i accidentally called him trying to put on my music tf.

hotch: mhm sure...

hotch: don't forget we have to work tomorrow 😜

jj: don't remind me 🙄

derek: fr bossman let us take the day off tmr

hotch: i can't or i woild cuz i don't even want to go 😀😀😀

y/n: someone is knocking on my door i'm scared

derek: get ur gun dumbass

y/n: forgot i had that tbh😖

emily: girlboss is getting killed-

y/n: bestie please stfu rn i'm trying to find it.

y/n: NAH WAIT SOMEONE WALKED IN BRO IM ACTUALLY GONNA GET KILLED...

emily: STOP TEXTING AND FIND UR GUN AND HURRY.

two hours later..

emily: y/n r u okay?

derek: fr it's been two hours..

y/n: i fell asleep sorry y'all😦

jj: who was at ur door🤨

y/n: my brother 🙄🙄

derek: mhm...and do you know where spencer is cuz he's not at his apartment-

y/n: nope i do not...

spencer: i'm getting coffee derek..

spencer: and why are you at my house?

derek: you said you would help me practice baseball bro

y/n: oh shit..

spencer: oh..i forgot oops🤷‍♀️

derek: hurry up and get ur coffee🙄

emily: i don't think he was getting coffee..

y/n: