BAU HOTTIES🥵🥵🥵
12:39 a.m.
jj: HEY UALL
y/n: WHAT IS UO GUSY
emily: HEELO MATEYS
garcia: HOLA
hotch: hi?
derek: they're drunker than a dog
spencer: WAY to drunk
rossi: hi kiddos hopefully you are having a good night!!
y/n: ph its good ale 🥳🥳🥳
y/n: idc if my mom disowned me orn if straiss is up my ass tonight is amazing 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪😈😈😈😈😽😽😽😽😽🥳🥳🥳
derek: YOUE MOM DISOWNED YOU?
emily: hwahh legs not talk anout it
jj: tn is ab y/n and her hotness fr
garcia: lors of sexy men at the bar earlier but we didn't take any home🥳
derek: i hope not babygirl
garcia: ur the sexiest man alive
y/n: PLEASE GO SEXT SOMEHWWRE ELSE GUYS
an hour later...
y/n: i lobe every single one ofnyall and i hope y'all knwo thag
derek: we lobe u too
spencer: what did you guys give her..
y/n: u dont love me soencer 👺😢😢😔😔☹️☹️☹️😞😞😕😕🙁🙁🙁😥😥😪😪🙁🙁🙁🙍♀️🙍♀️
spencer: no i love you very much i just want to know what you've drank
emily: wory layer lover boi 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
emily: w ehave more drinking tot do😾😾
garcia: 🥳🥳🥳🥳😽😽😽
jj:😇😇😇😇😇😇😭😭😭😭🤔🤔🤔🤔💀🙏🙏🙄😐😐❤️🥰🥰🥰😞😞😞😞😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈🤪🤪🤪🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🥵😽😽😽😾😾😾😾😖😖😖😤😤🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵😡😡🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️😵😝😝😝😜😜😜🤪🤪🤪😛😛😛😛😋😋😏😏😏😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼💀💀💀💀💀🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
hotch: take her phone away and stop drinking.
y/n: sRRY BOSmAN ISNT HA PENING
derek: jesus mary and joseph someone help them
emily:
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y/n: we knwo bossfucler
hotch: stop calling her that y/n
y/n: no👎
2 hours later
garcia: WE AREW STIL OARTTING
derek: babygirl i love you but please go to sleep.
hotch: you guys still have work
y/n: nor if i takeoff
emily: IF SHE YAKES OTT EO DOI
jj: SAME
garcia: METOOO
hotch: non of y'all are taking off.
emily: whag hwy not
garcia: why does y/n qlways throq up
8:31 a.m.
jj: please no one talk to me i can't.
y/n: i got me some dr pepper 🥳
y/n: also how did i get back to my apartment?
garcia: idk i ended up at my apartment too 🤷♀️
derek: me and spencer took you guys home after you called us crying.
y/n: we were crying?
spencer: you were crying because you didn't have a dr pepper-
emily: i think everyone should keep some at there house for her whenever she comes over.
derek: garcia was crying cause of emily's cat.
garcia: HES SO STINKING CUTE.
y/n: mrs bubbles is cuter
spencer: ^
hotch:
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just wanted to show y'all that we r better than u
y/n: WHERE ATE YALL!!!!????
emily: getting breakfast😾
y/n: bring me something greasy pls?
emily: only 4 u😝😼
derek: what ab me🥺🥺🥺
hotch: absolutely not.
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Hayran Kurguhow i think the BAU would text (including u)(s7 characters) - y/n x spencer -she/her pronouns -will n jj r tg in this -hotch x emily -derek x penelope -ASHLEY SEAVER AND KEVIN WILL BE HATED ON IN THIS!!!!
