BAU HOTTIES🥵🥵🥵
y/n: i'm 100% cleared to work again guys
spencer: no more hitting us with crutches!!!
emily: how many times did you hit reid?
spencer; to many. i never did anything to get hit either.
y/n: ACTUALLY
y/n: you did and i hit you to get your ass in check.
emily: slay pussy girl queen boss
jj: tbh i miss yall
y/n; are you not at work
jj: no henry is sick
jj: so is jack so i'm taking care of both of them.
y/n: i hate sick kids
y/n: downside of having of kids
derek: OH MY GOD THANK THE LORD UR GETTING UR UGLY ASS CRUTCHES TAKEN AWAY
y/n: TECHNICALLY i can keep them 😇
y/n: i'm taking them to work so i can bash your bald head into the floor :))
emily; ur the loml ilysm
hotch: i'm right here hello???
y/n: i love u too pookie 🤭
hotch:
y/n; HELP ME IM GONNA WIZZ MY PNTS IN YHIS DOCTORS OFFICE WHATspencer: she actually is
derek: wizz?
emily; PISS GIRL.
emily changed y/n name to piss girl
piss girl;
derek: GIBBYemily;
jj: let me sniff it
piss girl: JJ WJAT DID U SYA
derek: INWOILD HAVE NEVER EXPECTED THAG FROM JJ TBH
jj: 😘😘😘
1 hour later
piss girl: I AM CRUTCH FREE LOSERS
piss girl; hotchy wotchy me and spence r getting lunch and we will be back w work
hotch: take your time it's quiet in here.
piss girl: does that mean i don't have to come in tdy
hotch: no you still have to come in but come back when i don't have a headache
piss girl: so never
hotch: just come back after you eat.
piss girl: damn it
spencer: i told you to stop asking
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BAU gc - criminal minds -
Fiksi Penggemarhow i think the BAU would text (including u)(s7 characters) - y/n x spencer -she/her pronouns -will n jj r tg in this -hotch x emily -derek x penelope -ASHLEY SEAVER AND KEVIN WILL BE HATED ON IN THIS!!!!