BAU HOTTIES🥵🥵🥵
y/n: i remember this one time some said "fuck that lengthy fbi agent" and i said "ha i already did" out loud by accident and everyone in the station looked at me weird.
emily: when was this?????
y/n: literally last case
derek:AINT NO WAY BRO💀
derek: i really thought everyone js hated you cuz you told that guy no
y/n: HE LITERALLY ASKED ME OUT?
spencer: uhm who?
y/n; the last case we were at a officer kept trying to flirt with me and i kept telling him i had a bf but he wouldn't listen then he asked me out and i very loudly said no i have a bf and he gave me a dirty look and rolled his eyes
y/n: y do y'all think i never worked w him or got close to him
hotch; oh is that why you kept asking to always be with emily or reid unless they got paired with big nose?
derek: BIG NOSE??
y/n: HELPP 😭😭
emily: i never have heard him talk about anyone like that😮
spencer: that guy should be insulted
y/n: ^ i agree
emily: awh reid is jealous
spencer; am not
emily: you literally are stfu
derek: yah no pretty boy is jealous
emily: i'd be jealous if someone was trying to get w my gf too so it's okay reid
derek: u have a gf🤨🤨
emily: bitch no i have a bf i used gf for the sake of our conversation
hotch: yeah she's happily w me 🙄
y/n: screaming
emily: what why
y/n: bc i 🫶 jealous spencer
emily: OH 😟
y/n: NOT LIKE THAT.
derek: emily has to make everything sexual 😕
y/n: okay mr "i like to be called daddy"
derek: WHO TOLD YOU THAT???????
y/n: a little blue birdie that came to my window 😇😇😇
emily: WHAT... WHY DID I HEAR AB THIS WE LIVE IN THE SAME APARTMENT????????
Y/n: :)
derek: nah bro who tf told u that
derek: whoever told u that i'm actually going to murder them.
derek: Y/N WHO TOLD YOU???
derek: HELLO???????
emily: she's not going to answer u now
y/n: someone tell spencer that he needs to go to hooters w me
spencer: i'm not looking at other women's boobs
y/n: you don't have to look baby
derek: then why would you even go to hooters if your not going to look?
y/n: bc i want wings and it's closer than wing stop😕
y/n: i don't want to make spencer drive so far
spencer: i'd rather go to wing stop than hooters honey
derek: HOOTERS‼️‼️‼️‼️
derek: actually omw to hooters rn i wanna see some titties
garcia: stop spence and y/n are the cutest
jj: they are i wish me n will were like that
garcia: also chocolate thunder ur a perv if u go to hooters
derek: suddenly turning the car around and going to mcdonald's
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BAU gc - criminal minds -
Fanfichow i think the BAU would text (including u)(s7 characters) - y/n x spencer -she/her pronouns -will n jj r tg in this -hotch x emily -derek x penelope -ASHLEY SEAVER AND KEVIN WILL BE HATED ON IN THIS!!!!