how i think the BAU would text (including u)(s7 characters)
- y/n x spencer
-she/her pronouns
-will n jj r tg in this
-hotch x emily
-derek x penelope
-ASHLEY SEAVER AND KEVIN WILL BE HATED ON IN THIS!!!!
y/n : why did john mayer call dear john poor writing but he literally made a song called "why you no love me" WHY YOU NO GO BACK TO SCHOOL WHORE
y/n: shit wrong gc🧍♀️
garcia: no actually, john mayer can rot in hell.
jj:^
emily: agreed pen
derek: who tf is john mayer?
reid: john mayer is a male in his early 40s (i think) who in his 30s dated 19 year old taylor swift. he has many songs about him including 'dear john' which he called 'poor song writing' johns song 'paper doll' is about her 'Cause you're like 22 girls in one / And none of them know what they're runnin' from.' (from his song paper doll) he is referencing her popular hit '22'.
derek: WHO DID YOU LEATN THAT FORM REID??????🙀🙀
y/n: me 😊
emily: PLEASE Y/N- (teach him more)
jj: OKAY REID PURR
reid: y/n actually forced me to learn it .
y/n: DID NOT. you were listening to me soo...
reid: y/n you literally came to-
emily: HELP SHE STOLE HIS PHONE
jj: BITCHHH
derek: give pretty boy back his phone y/n☹️☹️ i want to hear the rest🤪
rossi: so we don't like john mayer?
y/n: NO
hotch: y/n reid just came in here and told me you stole his phone. give it back to him.
y/n: i did no such thing-
derek: 😈😈
emily: NAH REID WHY DID YOU SNITCH
jj: NO Y/N LEAVE SPENCER ALONE STOP CHASING HIM
y/n; HE SNIITCHED BRO
jj: give him back his phone
y/n: only 4 u bae😔😈😈😠😠🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰😼😛😫😫😫
derek: she's learning..😼😼
y/n :
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how i feel giving spencer's phone back..
gracia: EMILY IS THAT ANOTHER PICTURE OF U IN HS
emily: NO IT IS NOT.
reid: i got my phone back:)
hotch: good now y/n won't lose her job😂
y/n: IM SORRY WHAT-
derek:
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