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BAU HOTTIES🥵🥵🥵

y/n: PRO TIP: NEVER BRING DEREK TO FUCKING IKEA BRO

garcia: HES BEING ANNOYING

derek: i don't like ikea

spencer: this is so funny

y/n: BRO IS FUCKING ANNOYING😭😭😭😭

y/n: i wish i had brought my gun so i can die in ikea

emily: what..

y/n: i said it

y/n: anyways i have to go act like i'm in a toxic relationship in one of the ikea kitchens🙂

derek: y/n and penelope are acting like a toxic couple rn

derek: spencer and i can't stop laughing

spencer: [one video attached]

emily: THE WORKER😭😭😭

jj: "oh my god we are so sorry we will be quiet" *y/n starts cackling*

jj: their dresses r slaying tho

hotch: her laugh😂

y/n: spencer i know damn well you did not get my bad side..

spencer: you look beautiful!

y/n: i do not 🥲

emily; bru i can js tell she's blushing thru the screen

y/n: never

emily: guys me aaron and jack are at the bau rn and i'm showing jack around but aaron is in his office and i want to know what he's doing

y/n: snoop 🤪

derek: dog

emily: SNOOP DOG!!!

emily: sorry y'all that was jack

y/n: LMAO

garcia; guys we are lost

derek: this is why i don't like ikea

y/n: ikea doesn't like you now go fall down the escalator or smth

derek: we can't even find the escalator 🙄

y/n: kys

jj: they fight like siblings

emily: they kinda are in a way

emily: aaron is the dad , rossi is the mom , jj is the oldest , derek and y/n are the twins and reid is the forgotten child after rossi 'had' the twins and then garcia is the youngest

y/n; bitch where tf r u

derek: fr🙄

y/n: r u my step mommy🥺🥺🥺

derek: step mommy emily🥺🥺🥹🥹

emily: i mean ig..

y/n; how is spencer gonna be the younger than me when i'm four months younger than him..

emily; idk u give off middle child energy 🙄

jj: okay but that's very accurate

y/n: BROOOO

y/n: I JUST PUSHED DEREK EVER SO SLIGHTLY AND HE FELL DOWN THE ESCALATOR 💀💀💀

emily: what did i say...middle child energy..

garcia: HE LITERALLY TUMBLED-

garcia: y/n is dying of laughter 😂

garcia: spencer is having to hold her up because she's laughing so hard

garcia: i think she is laughing so hard she's crying

emily: HELP THATS SO FUNNY

y/n; i pissed my pants a little bit tbh 😭

emily: u don't even have a dress on goofy

y/n: sorry sorry my dress

jj: emily wtf😭

emily; i think me and jack are going insane

emily; he's been in there for to long

hotch: im having a meeting with an old agent.

hotch: im going to silence my phone.

emily; yes sir

y/n: BRO DEREK IS JS FUCKING LAYING ON THE FLOOR 😭😭😭

jj; ACTUALLY??

garcia: YES JUST LAYING ON THE FLOOR AS EVERYONE PASSES HIM.

emily: no fucking way😭

spencer: i'm never going to ikea with anyone again

y/n: how r we supposed to decorate our house then

spencer: i'll go with you and only you

y/n: my girlfriend powers r through the roof🤪

emily: no he's just whipped for u

y/n: same thing

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