BAU HOTTIES🥵🥵🥵
derek: hotch is so fine omm
emily: he's literally mine stfu 😾
derek: idc let's have a threesome fr 🤪😈
emily: absolutely not you queer man.
derek: i js want to see my boss naked how am i queer???
hotch: ...
derek: NO HOTCH
derek: emily get ur man's away from my desk
emily: no. you deserve the paper work.
y/n: someone play roblox with me please🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
y/n: spencer said he wouldn't play it with me cause he's doing his work
spencer: i'm also doing your work ...
y/n: true and ily for that
y/n: someone please play with me🙏
jj: i got u 🥰
y/n: jj a real one.
hotch: remember that one time y/n was staring at reid and she tripped over a dead body😂
y/n:
so ur telling me you wouldn't stare at this man????
y/n: i'd trip over another dead body-
derek: GIRL PLEASE..
derek: LOOK AT HIM AFTER HOURS🙄🙄
y/n: did he just say girl?
y/n: r u gay!
spencer: when did you take that picture of me?
y/n: a long time ago.........
emily: fucking stalker
hotch: emily respectfully stfu
hotch: look at ur camera roll please..
emily:
IG I AM A STALKER TOO🤪🤪
emily: PROUD STALKER FR
y/n: ^
derek:when was that?
emily: the other day🤪
derek: fucking weirdos
y/n: so ur telling me u don't take pictures of ur gf
derek: not without her permission!!!!!😾
y/n: lie
emily: nah this bitch is lying.
derek: nah i js got back from garcias office who put this paper on my desk
rossi; what does it say?
derek: "YOU GAY BITCH!!!"
derek: with the pride flag on it...
emily; damn...who did that?
y/n: fr that's like a hate crime....
jj: who would ever do that-
derek: THAT IS RACISM AT ITS FINEST.
derek: THREE WHITE WOMEN HATE CRIME A BLACK MAN?????
y/n: HELP DEREK TRIED TO THROW IT AT ME AND IT LANDED ON SOMEONE ELSES DESK..
emily: HELP HER BESTIE IS POINTING AT DEREK💀
jj: i thought that was a man..?
y/n: jj baby that's a women
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BAU gc - criminal minds -
Fanfictionhow i think the BAU would text (including u)(s7 characters) - y/n x spencer -she/her pronouns -will n jj r tg in this -hotch x emily -derek x penelope -ASHLEY SEAVER AND KEVIN WILL BE HATED ON IN THIS!!!!