BAU HOTTIES😜😜😜
jj: y did y/n scream and run out of the bullpen?
jj: ...?
jj:hello guys answer my question?
jj: y/n r u okay?
derek: mama jj is worried
jj: i am curious:/
30 minutes later
hotch: where is y/n? and emily?
jj: she's been gone for thirty minutes same with penny and emily...
garcia: lady problems!!!
emily: we will be back soon..
jj: okay but why did y/n scream earlier?
y/n: i saw a spider and ran into pens office
derek: YOU DIDNT TELL US
derek: YOU CHILD-FUCKER IM GONNA SHIT MY PANTS NOW???
rossi: i'm sorry? 'child-fucker'?
derek: i came up with it while i typed it isn't it cool😝😝
30 minutes later
hotch: garcia,emily,and y/n why are all still gone?
emily: we had to stop at all three of our apartments..
garcia: WE R GETTING EVERYONE FOOD RN:>
jj: wait..i might..omfg istg if i started i'm crying.
reid: ooo what food are y'all getting?
y/n: subway! garcia knows what everyone wants so we will be back!!
derek: mmm get me that footlong baby girl😉😉😫😫🤪🤪🤪😈😈😈
y/n
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jj: welp hotch,i'll be back..i gotta go get some stuff from the store..
hotch: okay be quick though.
y/n: we r not getting y'all drinks
derek: what why i'm thirsty
y/n: go drink ur piss or smth 😒
derek: alr who made her mad
y/n: ur face made me mad
emily: u look vv punchable
derek: YOU CANT EVEN SEE ME HELLO?😃😃
y/n: no but i can see ur bald head a mile away
emily: more like 30 miles away
jj: i bet if he ever gets stranded they will find him fast cuz of how shiny it is
y/n: do u put oil on it every morning
emily: he looks like he would exfoliate it
derek: WHY ARE YALL COMING FOR MY BALD HEAD LIKE THAT BRO??
derek: HOTCH TELL THEM TO STOP
emily: aaron i know ur laughing
reid: i see him he is laughing and so am i.
reid: derek is crying right now
y/n: good.
rossi: woah woah woah. stop being mean
hotch: no keep doing it please😂
y/n: we r the funniest bitches in the BAU if we got bossman laughing
garcia: we are here with the food we labeled the sandwiches so we know which is which so find ur name when we get into the bullpen.
jj: i got back js in time thank u ladies🤩
reid: why do you all have new outfits on?
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BAU gc - criminal minds -
Fanfictionhow i think the BAU would text (including u)(s7 characters) - y/n x spencer -she/her pronouns -will n jj r tg in this -hotch x emily -derek x penelope -ASHLEY SEAVER AND KEVIN WILL BE HATED ON IN THIS!!!!
