~unhinged tweets~

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"Mil"
"yeah Lando"
"how has your PR manager not killed you?"
"huh why?"
"your tweets are so unhinged, your viral, everyone loves you"
"that's because i'm funny and i take the piss out of formula one drivers"
"yeah well your a PR nightmare"
"oh come on i'm not that bad"
"hmmm"
"give me an example"
She waited as Lando got up and unlocked his phone. He headed straight to twitter and to her account. He opened the option for tweets and retweets and started reading.
"alright" he said "how about this one?"
He turned his phone so she could see.

 "alright" he said "how about this one?"He turned his phone so she could see

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she looked back up at him.
"yeah i don't see your issue"
"george messaged me saying you were bullying him"
"he loves me really. plus, that wasn't unhinged, i was just being mean"
"ok then"
he scrolled again
"what about this one"

she looked back up at her brother"cant tell me i'm wrong""Millie, Ollie did everyone a favour getting you off that app for the day""i like this let's find some more"She got her phone out and they both started reading through her twitter

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she looked back up at her brother
"cant tell me i'm wrong"
"Millie, Ollie did everyone a favour getting you off that app for the day"
"i like this let's find some more"
She got her phone out and they both started reading through her twitter.
"wow i am a genius, look at this one"
she held up her phone

"ah yes, prime example of you bullying me""it's not bullying Lan, im simply a comedy genius"he rolled his eyes as he held up another example for her to read

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"ah yes, prime example of you bullying me"
"it's not bullying Lan, im simply a comedy genius"
he rolled his eyes as he held up another example for her to read

"ah yes, prime example of you bullying me""it's not bullying Lan, im simply a comedy genius"he rolled his eyes as he held up another example for her to read

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