Requested by: @Haruki_Kuroko
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Warning: Strong language.
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You were invited over to Akashi's house along with the rest of the GoM members. Just to try this, "Charlie Charlie Challenge".
You took a piece of paper and drew a cross, putting "yes", "no", "no" and "yes". A pencil down the middle and aligned another on top of it, making it balance steadily.
You could already hear Kise internally screaming in his throat.
"Kise-kun, please shut up. I'm trying to balance these pencils. Do it before I shove them up your ass." Oh, the grace in your words. How light and airy your voice was, though it dripped with poison. It wouldn't be sweet poison, but literal "breathless" poison.
He instantly stopped. Nervous cold-sweat running down his forehead over and over again.
"Anyways, let's get started." You took a deep breath in and rubbed your hands together. You heard some gulp and others sit in silence.
"Charlie Charlie, are you here?" The pencil did not move. You pursed your lips, "Charlie Charlie, are you here?" It still didn't move, this time you knotted your brows together. You sighed, "Char---"
"Allow me," Akashi interrupted with his hand in front of your face. You rolled your eyes and threw your hands up, sitting in between Murasakibara and Aomine.
"Charlie Charlie, are you here. Move, that is an order." Akashi pointed his scissors at the pencils, making you face palm really hard, but, the pencil moved to yes.
Your jaw dropped.
"WAHAHA! CHARLIECCHI IS HERE!" Kise jumped off the couch and swung open the front door, almost making it fly off its hinges. You threw up his arms and ran out, yelling, "AKASHICCHI SPAWNED THE DEVIL!" Running off.
You were honestly left speechless after Akashi's command and Kise's runaway. "Well, looks like we lost someone, who's next?" You clapped your hands, raising a brow at everyone else.
Aomine raised his hand, hesitantly.
"Ch-Charlie Charl-Charlie---"
"Bruh, are you serious? You scurred, bruh?" You smacked Aomine's arm, scoffing at his sign of weakness. "Pft, no!" He punched you back on the arm. You again rolled your eyes, crossing your legs.
Aomine cleared his throat and swallowed a lump, "Charlie Charlie, is (First Name) an ass?" It turned to no. "HA, BITCH. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET." you snapped your finger in his face, making a "what up bruh" pose.
"Charlie Charlie, is Aomine a wuss?" It turned to yes, "WHA-NO I'M NOT."
"LOL LIKE PLS, CHARLIE IS OBVI ON MY SIDE." Using text language, Akashi sighed. "(First Name), please use modern english, not text language." you laughed and sat down, smiling at Akashi. "Sorry," you giggled once more.
Kuroko laughed at your excitement in the challenge, complimenting you.
"You look beautiful when you smile, (Last Name)-san. You should laugh more." he smiled as well, you wrapped your arms around Kuroko and squealed. "Awee, thanks, Kuroko. You're totes adorbs."
"(First Name),"
"Adorable." You coughed as Akashi nodded.
"Anyways~ Yo, green shit. It's your turn." you made kissy lips towards the side, somewhat smirking at Midorima. "You're so unattractive, nanodayo." he pushed up his glasses and stared at the paper.
You made a peace sign and put it over your lips, "That's what you love about me though~" Akashi stiffened as Kuroko flinched, hearing those words.
"A-anyways, I-I don't believe in gh-ghosts, it's stupid." You made a delighted hum and leaned over to Midorima.
"Oh, really~?" He nodded quickly.
"Well then, Charlie Charlie, are ghosts real?" It turned to yes.
"Charlie Charlie, is Midorin a horoscope freak?" It turned a full 360° and went back to yes. Before Midorima could make a comment, you interrupted him. "Charlie Charlie," you paused, your voice growing dark. "are you real~?" It made another full circle, but just before it could land, Midorima was out the door.
"OH, I'M DONE WITH THIS SHIT." Aomine jumped over you and Murasakibara, booking it. "Ha, he totally peace'd the scene." You whistled.
"Hey, Mukkun." He looked down at you. "Charlie Charlie are you going to take Mukkun's snacks away and kill them?" You said quickly enough as the pencil spun really fast around to yes again.
"Boo." This time, Murasakibara was out the door. You threw your back onto the couch and laughed until it hurt. Pre-tears slowly sliding down your face.
You felt someone tap you.
You looked at Kuroko, whilst he had a disappointed face. "It wasn't nice, (Last Name)-san." Kuroko pouted.
"It wasn't indeed," Akashi rubbed his temple, "Charlie Charlie, did you think that was nice?" The pencil turned to no. "Charlie Charlie, do you think (First Name) deserves a punishment?" Akashi's voice grew husky.
It turned to yes.
"Akashi-kun, allow me to ask as well." Kuroko stared down at the paper. "Charlie Charlie, should I be involved?"
The pencil made a whole lot of full spins, landing lastly on yes.
Well, fuck me...I'm totally screwed (over).
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~HarukaTomoe~

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