Hotch: I can't believe you made me getting a tattoo.
Y/n: WHAT WERE MATCHING NOW
Derek: the bau tattoo is tattoo is tattooing rn 🤗
Emily: FR I LOVE IT SM OMGGGGGG
JJ: it's so hot!
Spencer: this is my first tattoo!
Y/n: IM HAPPY U DID IT WITH US!!!
Emily: it was so fun.
Penelope: YEAH!
Y/n: I got to see hotch shirtless again 🤗
Emily: back tf up
Derek: pump ur breaks
Penelope: PAUSE PAUSE AND DOUBLE PAUSE.
Reid: what?
JJ: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN AGAIN????
Y/n: y'all haven't seen hotch shirtless before?
Emily: no?
Y/n: oh..
JJ: YOU SAY IT LIKE ITS SO EASY???
Derek: LMFAOOOO 😭
Y/n: oh..
Hotch: y/n.
Y/n: I THOUGHT THEY DIDDD SORRY
Emily: ...
Y/n:y'all wanna see hot photos of hotch?
JJ: LMAO
Emily: SURE
Derek: is that even a question?
Y/n:
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Derek: DAYUMMM DILFYY DADDYYYY MAKE ME SOOO HARDDDD 😫
Emily: menace. Now I can't even enjoy this anymore.
JJ: hotch respectfully you're so hot.
Y/n: hotch disrespectfully rail me pls
Hotch: when do you take these?
Y/n: when you aren't paying attention mamas
Derek: LMAO NOT MAMAS
Emily: so what y'all wanna ease past what y/n said?
Hotch: we are :)
Y/n: yeah bitch ease past it 🤨
Derek: DADDY DILF SEXY PIE U CAN RAIL ME THOUGH 😉
Hotch: kys.
Y/n: BAHAHHAAHAH DEREK
Derek: playing hard to get I like that 😉
Y/n: hotch r u from space?
Hotch: y/n what?
Y/n: because ur out of this world 😫
Derek: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KwmUhlNeT7w
Emily: a link really?
Y/n: Derek u got my back Fr
Derek: u know it 🤷🏿♂️
JJ: LMAO YALL ARE SO REAL 4 THAT 😭
Y/n: gtg promised 2 shave Derek's 🍑 hair.
Emily: NAH WHAT??
Derek: LMAO did you remember to watch the nair video?
Y/n: Derek fuck u I was just forgetting about that 😭
Hotch: Derek you're an absolute menace for that.
Reid: it happened so quickly..
Penelope: I see it in my nightmares..
Emily: IT WAS SO FAST ONG
Derek: LOL LOL
Y/n: okay well I'm coming over to shave ur asshole hair now.
Emily: menace behavior.
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FanfictionWELCOME TO THE NEW AND IMPROVED BAU GROUP CHAT! Here is what this story consists of: Y/n x Hotch Y/n x Reid Y/n x Derek JJ x Reid JJ x Emily Penelope x Derek Hotch x Derek Emily x Hotch Beth Slander Staruss Slander Kevin slander Characters: Y/n L...
