Y/n: can't wait to be a milf
Derek: you are?
Spencer: you have a kid?
Emily: Jack is basically her kid
JJ: true she does always have him
Hotch: fair enough
Y/n: I AM NOT HIS STEP MAMA
Y/n: but I can be 😏😝🤪😚😋🥳🤩😉
Derek: fuck her fr
Y/n: FUCK ME?
Spencer: gladly 🫶🏼
Emily: HAH????
Hotch: oh...
Rossi: Reid??
Derek: Derek stole my phone
Emily: wait?
Spencer: HEY BITCH CUNTS SLUTSSSSS
Y/n: Derek...
Spencer: what?
JJ: this is so confusing
Derek: HE TOOK MY PHONE AND WONT GIVE IT BACK
JJ: is that why youre running around the office?
Emily: WHY ELSE BABY GIRLL
Spencer: that's my fucking like you fucking bitch lick a asshole fucking hoe
Hotch: I-
Rossi: 🤦🏻♂️
Y/n: THIS IS SO FUNNY
Emily: hotch go help Reid
Y/n:
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Hotch: why?
Y/n: why not?
Hotch: but why?
Y/n: but why not?
Hotch: ...
Y/n: ...
Derek: Love ur life of communication
Spencer: he gave it back thanks y/n
Y/n: I got u babe Fr
JJ: she got us Fr
Emily: Fr
Penelope: How's the case?
Y/n: THE FUCKING UNSUB'S ALIE PUNCHED ME IN THE FUCKING FACE
Derek: yeah...
JJ: it was cute how hotch tended to her wounds
Derek: AND SPENCE
Emily: threesome
Y/n: kys whore
Spencer: second that
Hotch: ...
Derek: GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK!
JJ: not this shit again-
Y/n:
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Emily: my wife is so hot
Y/n: she's married
Spencer: it ain't have stopped you
JJ: LMAO-
Derek: aww JJ you look pretty!
JJ: thank Spence!
Y/n: we went to a party and I took a photo of JJ because she's literally the prettiest milf I've ever seen in my life
Emily: she's mine
Y/n: I don't want her I'm just saying-???
JJ: YOU DONT WANT ME
Y/n: I love u 🤩
Hotch: any leads?
Derek: not yet.
Spencer: nah bitch
Emily: I'm so confused rn
Rossi: always are
Spencer: DAMNNNN
Emily: WOW??
Y/n: imagine papa pasta coming for you damn that sucks.
Y/n: hotch u wanna come investigate this
Emily: THE WAY DEREK SNATCHED HER PHONE HELP ME
Spencer: I know her all to well.
Spencer: HA GOT IT BACK
JJ: wait investigate what?
Y/n: this pussy 🤨
Derek: HELP-
Spencer: Y/N????
Hotch: oh God...
Rossi: HAHAHAHHAA
Emily: hotch is hella tempted rn
Hotch: just get back to work.
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FanfictionWELCOME TO THE NEW AND IMPROVED BAU GROUP CHAT! Here is what this story consists of: Y/n x Hotch Y/n x Reid Y/n x Derek JJ x Reid JJ x Emily Penelope x Derek Hotch x Derek Emily x Hotch Beth Slander Staruss Slander Kevin slander Characters: Y/n L...
