♡ Eleven ♡

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Y/n: can't wait to be a milf

Derek: you are?

Spencer: you have a kid?

Emily: Jack is basically her kid

JJ: true she does always have him

Hotch: fair enough

Y/n: I AM NOT HIS STEP MAMA

Y/n: but I can be 😏😝🤪😚😋🥳🤩😉

Derek: fuck her fr

Y/n: FUCK ME?

Spencer: gladly 🫶🏼

Emily: HAH????

Hotch: oh...

Rossi: Reid??

Derek: Derek stole my phone

Emily: wait?

Spencer: HEY BITCH CUNTS SLUTSSSSS

Y/n: Derek...

Spencer: what?

JJ: this is so confusing

Derek: HE TOOK MY PHONE AND WONT GIVE IT BACK

JJ: is that why youre running around the office?

Emily: WHY ELSE BABY GIRLL

Spencer: that's my fucking like you fucking bitch lick a asshole fucking hoe

Hotch: I-

Rossi: 🤦🏻‍♂️

Y/n: THIS IS SO FUNNY

Emily: hotch go help Reid

Y/n:

Hotch: why?

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Hotch: why?

Y/n: why not?

Hotch: but why?

Y/n: but why not?

Hotch: ...

Y/n: ...

Derek: Love ur life of communication

Spencer: he gave it back thanks y/n

Y/n: I got u babe Fr

JJ: she got us Fr

Emily: Fr

Penelope: How's the case?

Y/n: THE FUCKING UNSUB'S ALIE PUNCHED ME IN THE FUCKING FACE

Derek: yeah...

JJ: it was cute how hotch tended to her wounds

Derek: AND SPENCE

Emily: threesome

Y/n: kys whore

Spencer: second that

Hotch: ...

Derek: GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK!

JJ: not this shit again-

Y/n:

Emily: my wife is so hot

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Emily: my wife is so hot

Y/n: she's married

Spencer: it ain't have stopped you

JJ: LMAO-

Derek: aww JJ you look pretty!

JJ: thank Spence!

Y/n: we went to a party and I took a photo of JJ because she's literally the prettiest milf I've ever seen in my life

Emily: she's mine

Y/n: I don't want her I'm just saying-???

JJ: YOU DONT WANT ME

Y/n: I love u 🤩

Hotch: any leads?

Derek: not yet.

Spencer: nah bitch

Emily: I'm so confused rn

Rossi: always are

Spencer: DAMNNNN

Emily: WOW??

Y/n: imagine papa pasta coming for you damn that sucks.

Y/n: hotch u wanna come investigate this

Emily: THE WAY DEREK SNATCHED HER PHONE HELP ME

Spencer: I know her all to well.

Spencer: HA GOT IT BACK

JJ: wait investigate what?

Y/n: this pussy 🤨

Derek: HELP-

Spencer: Y/N????

Hotch: oh God...

Rossi: HAHAHAHHAA

Emily: hotch is hella tempted rn

Hotch: just get back to work.

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