Y/n: who the fuck is this bitch?
Derek: she looks like a Karen.
Emily: BAHHAHA SHE DOESSSS
JJ: she does look Karenish
Spencer: who is she?
Penelope: pulling up face recognition now.
Penelope: Bethany Grey Williams?
Hotch: she's a friend.
Derek: that's what they all say
Y/n: what kind of fucking friend?
Emily: answered ur own question
JJ: STOP!!! 😭😭😭
Hotch: y/n she's just my friend chill out.
Spencer: are you and y/n dating 🤨
Y/n: not yet
Hotch: ...
Penelope: THEY HAVE TO BE BECAUSE Y/N IS WAYYY TO JEALOUS 🥹🥹🥹🥹
Emily: SHIP ASF 😩😩😩😩
Hotch: we aren't dating
Y/n: doesn't mean you can go whore around the Brittany bitch 😒
Derek:
Emily: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
JJ: her name isn't even Brittany 😭😭
Y/n: whoever she is I'm gonna fuck her shit up
Hotch: Don't. Just stop.
Spencer: but y/n on a murder watch or something
Emily: FR but like I support her fucking Brittany bitch's shit up.
JJ: same asf
Derek; ILL HELP
Spencer: I'll record
Rossi: I'll watch
Penelope: SAME
Hotch: y/n isn't messing with Beth.
Y/n: fuck I'm not
Derek: HGHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Emily; I luv today Fr Fr
JJ: jealous y/n is hot
Spencer: Fr
Derek: ????
Derek: but real asf
Y/n: whatever I'm fucking pissed
Hotch: we aren't even dating.
Y/n: DOESNT MATTER
Spencer: first couple argument
Emily: you ship them?
Spencer: no
Derek: he likes y/n
JJ: everyone likes y/n
Penelope: Fr we love y/n fr.
Y/n: forget about it because if I think about it any longer I'm gonna fucking kill somebody and you're gonna be investigating Brittany body bitch.
Derek: damnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Emily: should we be like worried for hee or??? 😟
Hotch: yes.
Rossi: I'll make her pasta 🍝
Emily: ME TOO PLEASE
JJ: you and pasta-
Derek: BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
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FanfictionWELCOME TO THE NEW AND IMPROVED BAU GROUP CHAT! Here is what this story consists of: Y/n x Hotch Y/n x Reid Y/n x Derek JJ x Reid JJ x Emily Penelope x Derek Hotch x Derek Emily x Hotch Beth Slander Staruss Slander Kevin slander Characters: Y/n L...