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Y/n: wanna come over and watch bluey w me?

Derek: yeah ofc

Y/n: KK COME OVER

Derek: OMWWW

Emily: wtf is a bluey

Y/n: it's a dog you dumb fucking cunt

JJ: it's 7 am...

Spencer: Did you know dogs could see the show?

Y/n: THEY CAN???

Spencer: it's blue, dogs have dichromatic vision which means they see the world in shades of blue and yellow, which feature heavily on the show.

Y/n: OMG Spence go made my dayyyyy

Spencer: :)))

JJ: that's actually so cute I love dogs

Penelope: WHO DOESNT????

Rossi: demons

Derek: real

Y/n: hotch is dog 🫶

Hotch: ???

Spencer: BYE-

Derek: Y/N-

Y/n: HEY AARONNNNNN

Hotch: y/n.

JJ: what did hotch do to be a dog?

Y/n: yk how dogs pant?

Spencer: yeah?

Emily: bitch I'm lost.

Derek: BAHHAHAH

Y/n: well hotch sounds like a dog panting when I suck him off Fr 👀🫶😩

Derek: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?

JJ: menace...

Emily: I AM SHOCKED

Spencer: huh?

Spencer: OH-

Penelope: 😟

Rossi: 🤨

Hotch: I don't even know what to say to that

Y/n: you never do babe

Spencer: R YALL DATING OR WHAT?

Derek: Fr

Hotch: no we aren't.

Y/n: he wishes Fr

Emily: HAHAHAHAHHAHA

Y/n:

Me and Derek 🫶

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Me and Derek 🫶

Derek: AWWWW ILYYYYYY 🫶🏿🫶🏿🫶🏿🫶🏿

Emily: y'all I cute I'm gonna kms

Y/n: real

JJ: em...

Spencer: AWWWWW

JJ: I guess we can take a Derek x y/n ship off the wall

Y/n: NO???? DEREK IS MAD FINE???

Derek: AND Y/N IS FINER SOOOO

Y/n: no ur way hotter than we so don't even try that shit

Derek: 🫶🏿🫶🏿🫶🏿❤️❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Hotch: we have a case again.

Emily: why?

Y/n: because someone died dumb bitch

JJ: That's why we work?

Emily: DONT GANG UP ON ME?!?!?

Derek: we gang up on dumb bitches

Spencer: justice from em (even though she's a cunt who faked her death)

Y/n: SPENCER HAHAHAHHAHAHA

Derek: pretty boy got some spice

JJ: HE DID NOT?

Penelope: he didddd 😭

Hotch: WE HAVE A CASE

Y/n: I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO FINISH MY EPISODE WHAT THE FUCK?

Derek: BLUD 😭😭😭😭😭

Emily: I'm onw now

Y/n: I'm not I'm finishing my fucking episode.

Derek: REAL

Spencer: but what about the case

Derek: fuck them

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