Y/n: wanna come over and watch bluey w me?
Derek: yeah ofc
Y/n: KK COME OVER
Derek: OMWWW
Emily: wtf is a bluey
Y/n: it's a dog you dumb fucking cunt
JJ: it's 7 am...
Spencer: Did you know dogs could see the show?
Y/n: THEY CAN???
Spencer: it's blue, dogs have dichromatic vision which means they see the world in shades of blue and yellow, which feature heavily on the show.
Y/n: OMG Spence go made my dayyyyy
Spencer: :)))
JJ: that's actually so cute I love dogs
Penelope: WHO DOESNT????
Rossi: demons
Derek: real
Y/n: hotch is dog 🫶
Hotch: ???
Spencer: BYE-
Derek: Y/N-
Y/n: HEY AARONNNNNN
Hotch: y/n.
JJ: what did hotch do to be a dog?
Y/n: yk how dogs pant?
Spencer: yeah?
Emily: bitch I'm lost.
Derek: BAHHAHAH
Y/n: well hotch sounds like a dog panting when I suck him off Fr 👀🫶😩
Derek: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?
JJ: menace...
Emily: I AM SHOCKED
Spencer: huh?
Spencer: OH-
Penelope: 😟
Rossi: 🤨
Hotch: I don't even know what to say to that
Y/n: you never do babe
Spencer: R YALL DATING OR WHAT?
Derek: Fr
Hotch: no we aren't.
Y/n: he wishes Fr
Emily: HAHAHAHAHHAHA
Y/n:
Me and Derek 🫶
Derek: AWWWW ILYYYYYY 🫶🏿🫶🏿🫶🏿🫶🏿
Emily: y'all I cute I'm gonna kms
Y/n: real
JJ: em...
Spencer: AWWWWW
JJ: I guess we can take a Derek x y/n ship off the wall
Y/n: NO???? DEREK IS MAD FINE???
Derek: AND Y/N IS FINER SOOOO
Y/n: no ur way hotter than we so don't even try that shit
Derek: 🫶🏿🫶🏿🫶🏿❤️❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Hotch: we have a case again.
Emily: why?
Y/n: because someone died dumb bitch
JJ: That's why we work?
Emily: DONT GANG UP ON ME?!?!?
Derek: we gang up on dumb bitches
Spencer: justice from em (even though she's a cunt who faked her death)
Y/n: SPENCER HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Derek: pretty boy got some spice
JJ: HE DID NOT?
Penelope: he didddd 😭
Hotch: WE HAVE A CASE
Y/n: I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO FINISH MY EPISODE WHAT THE FUCK?
Derek: BLUD 😭😭😭😭😭
Emily: I'm onw now
Y/n: I'm not I'm finishing my fucking episode.
Derek: REAL
Spencer: but what about the case
Derek: fuck them
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FanfictionWELCOME TO THE NEW AND IMPROVED BAU GROUP CHAT! Here is what this story consists of: Y/n x Hotch Y/n x Reid Y/n x Derek JJ x Reid JJ x Emily Penelope x Derek Hotch x Derek Emily x Hotch Beth Slander Staruss Slander Kevin slander Characters: Y/n L...