Y/n: y'all wanna see some adorable pictures of captain jack 🫶
Hotch: I do actually.
Derek: HOTCH'S SON?
Spencer: no hotch's wife.
Derek: but she's dead?
JJ: NAH-
Emily: YALL ARE FOUL
Hotch: 🤦🏻♂️
Penelope: send the pics!
Y/n:
Penelope: JACKKKK 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼
Emily: why do you have a photo at hotch's desk?
Y/n: yes.
Derek: HAAHHAHA
JJ: she really replied with yes 😭
Y/n: but look how cuteee jack is
Derek: you can tell he's hotch's at least
Hotch: HUH?!?!
Y/n: he has your genes he's just cuter 🫶
Hotch: glad you think so y/n.
JJ: hotch tryna make her his new step mama
Y/n: I wouldn't mind Fr 🤷♀️ sign me up babe 😻 I love Jack he's such an easy kid Fr. All I gotta say is go do your homework and he goes asap 😭🥹
Spencer: also while we were baby sitting he wrote Y/n a cute poem and helped her cook dinner
Derek: hotch raising that boy Fr
JJ: IM GLAD
Y/n: YOU RAISING YOUR KIDS RIGHT TOO MS JJ STAN IT.
Emily: Fr wife is going though a divorce and those kids are still behaved
Derek: JJ HOTCH AND Y/N AS PARENTS>
Hotch: Jack does genuinely like Y/n though 🤷🏻♂️
Derek: can't wait for y/n to be a step mommy 😽
Hotch: okay enough.
Spencer: I bet he's blushing.
JJ: y/n you good babe? You're quiet?
Y/n: NO I'M GONNA CRY AND SCREAM AND COMMIT MURDER
Hotch: oh geez-
Derek: What. Did. You. You?
Penelope: y/n babe?
Spencer: hurricane y/n in this bitchhh 😻
Derek: BAHAHAHHAHA
Hotch: before you say or do anything she walked up to us 🤷🏻♂️
Y/n:
Y/n: WHY IS SHE AROUND MY CAPTAIN JACK THOUGH HM????
Derek: shoot her
Spencer: maybe don't do that...
Emily: I agree..only cause jack is there
Y/n: if he wasn't 🔪👩🏻❤️💋👨🏻
Emily: Jack really saving lives and he's like 6.
Y/n: 😭😭😭
Derek: Real
Y/n: I'm coming over there she's not gonna be alone with you AND MY CAPTAIN JACK 🔪😻
Derek: Y/N STOP 😭😭 (jk do you're thing girl)
JJ: she is so real Fr
Emily: FR FR
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FanfictionWELCOME TO THE NEW AND IMPROVED BAU GROUP CHAT! Here is what this story consists of: Y/n x Hotch Y/n x Reid Y/n x Derek JJ x Reid JJ x Emily Penelope x Derek Hotch x Derek Emily x Hotch Beth Slander Staruss Slander Kevin slander Characters: Y/n L...