♡ Twenty-Six ♡

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Derek: Serve cuntttttt y/n

Y/n: bitch what-

JJ: you look so hot today

Y/n: awh thanks babe

Derek: WHAT ABT ME

Y/n: thank you Derek

Derek: yw pookie bear

Emily: is it just me or is y/n calmer than usual?

Hotch: I was thinking the same thing

Penelope: you know ur girlfriend so we'll

Hotch: here we go...

Derek: NO BUT SERIOUSLY

Y/n: idk what y'all r on abt

Emily: wild

Y/n: 🧍‍♀️

Derek: nah she getting vitamin HD

Spencer: what?

Y/n: ....

Hotch: never heard of it

JJ: same

Derek: hotch's dick duh

Y/n: why do you act like this

Hotch: ....

JJ: ngl that's clever

Emily: I WANT HD 😔

Y/n: WHAT DID I SAY EMILY BACK OFF MY MAN OMG

Penelope: she's back

Derek: MISSED YOU BAEEEEE

Y/n: stfu

JJ: glad ur back

Emily: seee ur welcome

Y/n: I'm not talking to you and I'm unfollowing you on social media

Emily: NO Y/N 😔😔😔😭😭😭😭😭😭

JJ: I cannot with y'all 😭

Y/n: anyway 🙄

Derek: daddy chill 😩

Penelope: oh...

Y/n: that's not...

Spencer: ....

Hotch: We have a case

Emily: WE HAVENT EVEN BEEN GONE 15 MINUTES WTF

Hotch: can't control when people die Emily

Spencer: y'all are on a first name basis

Y/n: uh-uh I'm finna burry her where I buried Beth

Derek: I'll drag the body

JJ: same

Emily: JJ?

JJ: Y/N IS MY BITCH

Y/n: 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Hotch: Oh God- it's not even like that

Y/n: YOURE ON A FIRST NAME BASIS

Emily: we're friends like that

Y/n: and y'all can be friends in the grave

Derek: I'm starting to notice the tension between Emily and Hotch now.

Y/n: you won't feel it pretty soon cause im about to unsub these bitches 💋

Derek: I'll hide to bodies 🤗

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