Y/n: hotch is so dilf
Derek: REAL LIKE OMGGG
Hotch: it is 3 am...
Y/n: I know I dreamed about you
Hotch: what was it about
Y/n:...
Emily: HHAHAHAHAHAH IM DYING AT 3:06 and 43 seconds IN THE MORNING
Derek: okay Reid-
Derek: I know what the dream was about 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆
Hotch: oh...
Emily: I bet hotch is hard rn
Y/n: WHY???? LITERALLY WHY?
Derek: bet he is tho
JJ: it is 3am.
Y/n: no shit???
Derek: HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Y/n: I need hotch so bad rn 😔
Derek: same
Hotch: y/n...
Emily: HE IS SO TESTED RN he wants u bby
JJ: I'm invested now
Penelope: SAME
Rossi: we all honestly need hotch 😔
Y/n: real papa pasta...
Derek: ROSSI AND Y/N LUSTING RN LMAO
Spencer: WHY ARE WE UP SOO EARLY?
Y/n: hotch is a sexy dilf and I need him or I'm gonna killing my self slowly
Derek: SLOWLY?
Spencer: oh-
JJ: that dream must've been something...
Derek: it's to go to c.ai
Derek: LMAO
Y/n: STOPPPPP NOOOOOO
Emily: being horny at 3 am is so respectable
Y/n: Ikkkkk
Derek: HOTCH GO HER HOUSE
Y/n: he's asleep
Emily: how do you know?
Penelope: are you at his house?
Spencer: doing what?
Y/n: HE HASNT SAID ANYTHING IN A WHILE SO I ASSUMED HES ASLEEP
Derek: k
Y/n: trust me if I was with hotch y'all would not hear from me
Derek: note to self
Emily: she's so real though
Y/n: I'm gonna take a shower now
Spencer: make it cold
Y/n: hahahahhahaha stfu jk love you
Spencer: better 🤷🏻♂️
Derek: I don't know who to choose
JJ: same...
[8:44 am]
Y/n: I'm getting a hotch cut out borax
Hotch: why..?
Y/n: because
Emily: she's need you
Y/n: STOP
Derek: I'm getting coffee wanna come y/n?
Y/n: YES
Emily: what abt me?
Derek: choke on air
Y/n: damn blud.
Hotch: 🤦🏻♂️
Derek: 👨👩👦
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