♡ Eight ♡

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Y/n: hotch is so dilf

Derek: REAL LIKE OMGGG

Hotch: it is 3 am...

Y/n: I know I dreamed about you

Hotch: what was it about

Y/n:...

Emily: HHAHAHAHAHAH IM DYING AT 3:06 and 43 seconds IN THE MORNING

Derek: okay Reid-

Derek: I know what the dream was about 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆

Hotch: oh...

Emily: I bet hotch is hard rn

Y/n: WHY???? LITERALLY WHY?

Derek: bet he is tho

JJ: it is 3am.

Y/n: no shit???

Derek: HAHAHAHHAHAHA

Y/n: I need hotch so bad rn 😔

Derek: same

Hotch: y/n...

Emily: HE IS SO TESTED RN he wants u bby

JJ: I'm invested now

Penelope: SAME

Rossi: we all honestly need hotch 😔

Y/n: real papa pasta...

Derek: ROSSI AND Y/N LUSTING RN LMAO

Spencer: WHY ARE WE UP SOO EARLY?

Y/n: hotch is a sexy dilf and I need him or I'm gonna killing my self slowly

Derek: SLOWLY?

Spencer: oh-

JJ: that dream must've been something...

Derek: it's to go to c.ai

Derek: LMAO

Y/n: STOPPPPP NOOOOOO

Emily: being horny at 3 am is so respectable

Y/n: Ikkkkk

Derek: HOTCH GO HER HOUSE

Y/n: he's asleep

Emily: how do you know?

Penelope: are you at his house?

Spencer: doing what?

Y/n: HE HASNT SAID ANYTHING IN A WHILE SO I ASSUMED HES ASLEEP

Derek: k

Y/n: trust me if I was with hotch y'all would not hear from me

Derek: note to self

Emily: she's so real though

Y/n: I'm gonna take a shower now

Spencer: make it cold

Y/n: hahahahhahaha stfu jk love you

Spencer: better 🤷🏻‍♂️

Derek: I don't know who to choose

JJ: same...

[8:44 am]

Y/n: I'm getting a hotch cut out borax

Hotch: why..?

Y/n: because

Emily: she's need you

Y/n: STOP

Derek: I'm getting coffee wanna come y/n?

Y/n: YES

Emily: what abt me?

Derek: choke on air

Y/n: damn blud.

Hotch: 🤦🏻‍♂️

Derek: 👨‍👩‍👦

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