Derek: let's go to a club tonight
Emily: I'm down
Penelope: same!!!
JJ: Hold on let me see what will is doing
Emily: fuck him.
Derek: she did thats how she had a kid
Penelope: OH-
Spencer: a club idk...
Derek: what if y/n is coming?
Emily: she probably did.
Spencer: y/n is coming?
Derek: idk lemme ask her
Derek: Y/NNN!!!
Y/n: what the fuck do you want?
Emily: damn hostile..
Y/n: sorry..
Y/n: how can I be of service your majesty?
Derek: WOW-
Derek: wanna go to the club with us?
Y/n: sure.
Spencer: okay cool!
Penelope: are you going now too?
Spencer: I guess so.
Emily: I knew you had a crush on y/n.
Spencer: I just like hanging out her okay?
Derek: okay sureeeee
Hotch: hey.
Derek: HEY WYD TN?
Hotch: nothing why?
Emily: come clubbing with usssss!!!!!
Penelope: PLEASEEEEE!
Hotch: ...
Y/n: it'll be funnn....
Hotch: you're going?
Y/n: Mhm.
Hotch: I'll think about
Derek: JUST COME PLSSSS!!!!
Derek: literally in me 😩😩😩😩
Y/n: why...
Spencer: ...
Emily: 😟
Y/n: BUT SERIOUSLY COME WITH ME PLEASE
Derek: getting flash backs?
Emily: OML-
Penelope: DEREK 😟
Hotch: okay fine I'll come with you.
Derek: bet you will.
Hotch: stop.
Emily: Bahahahhahaha!
JJ: will said he'll watch the kids!
Emily: will can go to hell.
Penelope: geez Em...
Derek: she wildin out rn
Y/n: is this dress to short? [Insert imagine]
Derek: damn girl ur fine asf 😩
Emily: She testing my loyalties 😔😔😔
JJ: ikr...
Spencer: wow.
Penelope: I love how everyone is lusting over y/n but she is Fr so hot
Y/n: IS IT TOO SHORT THOUGH????
Emily: one wrong move we gonna see ur cooch
Derek: I have no issue with that. And I'm sure hotch doesn't either.
Spencer: the dress is really cute purple
Spencer: I mean red..
Spencer: I MEAN PINK
Emily: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JJ: what color was her necklace?
Spencer: she had on jewelry???
Derek: DAMNNNN
Y/n: don't don't wear this dress?
Derek: it's super sexy though
Emily: but it very short
JJ: mhm sexy and short
Hotch: wear it. You look good plus I got you.
Emily: 🤨
JJ: 🤨
Derek: 🤨
Spencer: 😩
Spencer: 🤨
Penelope: 🤨
Hotch: what now?
Derek: you have her????
JJ: your protecting her like she's ur gf hm 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
Hotch: she's my worker and yes I am gonna protect my worker.
Derek: and me?
Hotch: no.
JJ: BYE-
Emily: I'm suspicious of you nowwwwwww
Emily: BUT THATS SO CUTE
Penelope: ship HARD
Derek: I'm starting to ship it...
Emily: I been shipped it
Hotch: 🙄
Y/n: k I'm wearing it because something about hotch protecting me excites me Fr
Derek: getting all hot and bothered aren't you
Y/n: for hotch ALWAYSSSS 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
Emily: REAL SHIT
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FanfictionWELCOME TO THE NEW AND IMPROVED BAU GROUP CHAT! Here is what this story consists of: Y/n x Hotch Y/n x Reid Y/n x Derek JJ x Reid JJ x Emily Penelope x Derek Hotch x Derek Emily x Hotch Beth Slander Staruss Slander Kevin slander Characters: Y/n L...
