Y/n: AND BOY I- I FANTASIZE ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME IF YOU WERE MINE ID GIVE THIS PUSSY TO YOU 9-5 5-9!!!
Hotch: ????
Derek: WHO SPENCE OR HOTCH?
Emily: Rooting for Hotch
Derek: fuck u I'm rooting for Spence
Penelope: it's a song
Y/n: Ariana grande sings it it's unreleased but it's good asf
Hotch: is that even legal?
Emily: we didn't release it.
JJ: exactly
Derek: Bet she was talking abt Spence though
Spence: ...
Emily: HOTCH X Y/N
Penelope: you were jus team Spencer x Y/n like a day ago
Emily: ppl change
JJ: I'm with Emily. Spence and Y/n are polar opposites 🤷🏼♀️
Derek: shut up blonde bitch 🙄
Penelope: Polar opposites just make it better!!!!
Hotch: are you guys done?
Y/n: why r y'all so obsessed with my love life 🤨
Derek: BECAUSE WE ARE
Emily: FUCK NAH HOTCH AND Y/N R SO HOT TOGETHER WTF R U ON DEREK BITCH
JJ: and that's enough...
Y/n: guess what 😜
Derek: what babe
Penelope: what's up???
Y/n: I just got cat called 🥳🥳🥳🥳
Emily: Y/n baby that's not good.
Y/n: why?
Hotch: Y/n..doll.
Derek: WHAT DEY SAID
Y/n: I'm hot asf duh
Emily: hotch called y/n dollll
Derek: that's not new he called her doll today dumb bitch
Rossi: he does it all the time
Hotch: so?
Y/n: Imma commit bloody murder in about 2 seconds so calm tf down bitches
Derek: yes mommy...
JJ: I-
Rossi: BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Emily: Rossi is so cool
Derek: shut the fuck up no he isn't
Penelope: WHY?
Y/n: DEREK WHY-???
Derek: LMAO
Y/n: k gonna go become an unsub now bye babes
Derek: SEND PICS BABEEE
Emily: is she serious?
Hotch: no.
Hotch: Of course not.
Hotch: I hope not.
Hotch: I'm gonna go check on her.
Derek: lol thought that said in
Penelope: DEREK MORGAN!
Emily: same LMAO
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FanfictionWELCOME TO THE NEW AND IMPROVED BAU GROUP CHAT! Here is what this story consists of: Y/n x Hotch Y/n x Reid Y/n x Derek JJ x Reid JJ x Emily Penelope x Derek Hotch x Derek Emily x Hotch Beth Slander Staruss Slander Kevin slander Characters: Y/n L...
