Y/n: what up thots 🫶
Emily: HEY BITCH 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼
Derek: HIIIIII HOEEESSSS 🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾
JJ: hey
Y/n: something is wrong. What is it? TELL US!
Emily: plsssss we wanna help
JJ: me and will are getting a divorce.
Emily: that bitch
Hotch: I'm sorry that must be hard for you
Y/n: you'd know
Hotch: exactly 🤷🏻♂️
Derek: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Y/n: but that's sad I'm sorry JJ
JJ: it's alright just gotta process
Emily: I got you babe
JJ: thank you
Spencer: we all have you :)
Penelope: if you need to talk we're here!
JJ: thank you 😊
Y/n:
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Derek: WOAHHHH WOAH WOAH PUMP YA BREAKS BABE-
JJ: How do you even have this?
Y/n: do you feel better?
JJ: after seeing this picture? Yea.
Emily: same and I wasn't even sad
Spencer: how do you have it
Y/n: I'm under the table 🫶😩
Derek: WHAT???
Hotch: Y/n please. 🤦🏻♂️
Y/n: I could've been???
Penelope: WHAT????
Derek: Fr?
Hotch: NO!
Y/n: maybe.
Hotch: she's lying.
Y/n: he wanted me to be Fr
Emily: SO WHEN DID YOU TAKE THIS?
Y/n: on the plane when y'all kept asking him questions about having sex w me 🤷♀️
JJ: you're quick with it
Derek: that pic got me some type way
Y/n: THAT JUST AINT ME 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶
Emily: oh oh oh oh papa oh oh oh 🤱🏻🤱🏻🤱🏻
Y/n: TRYNA BEHAVE 🤰
JJ: trying to behave but I'm feeling some type of 😩
Y/n: wayyyyyyyyyy 🧚♂️🧚♂️🧚♂️🧚♂️🧚♂️🧚♂️🧚♂️🧚♂️
Emily: that 🙅🏻♀️
JJ: just 🙅🏼♀️
Penelope: ain't 🙅🏼♀️
Y/n: me 🙅♀️
Hotch: are you done?
Y/n: yepp
Derek: [Video attachment]
Hotch: 😳
Spencer: ...
Emily: YOU ATE THAT FANTASIZE DANCE UP Y/NNNN
Y/n: I know I should be a stripper
Hotch: absolutely not you're done.
JJ: when he's protective over you 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼
Emily: she horny fr fr
Derek: but like imagine not getting sex from ur husband for probably weeks
Y/n: imagine not getting sex from hotch 🤨
Derek: I can't imagine 😔
Spencer: real
JJ: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Y/n: that picture is how hotch is gonna be looking when I give him head though Fr Fr
Derek: AS HE SHOULD
Emily: send pics
Hotch: there is something wrong with you all.
Y/n: there is something wrong with you if you don't lust or get turned on by yourself you really could just look in the mirror and get hard honestly 🤷♀️
Derek: she so real for that
Hotch: okay..?
Emily: have you?
Hotch: 🤦🏻♂️
JJ: we stress this poor man out
Spencer: FR 😭😭😭😭
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FanfictionWELCOME TO THE NEW AND IMPROVED BAU GROUP CHAT! Here is what this story consists of: Y/n x Hotch Y/n x Reid Y/n x Derek JJ x Reid JJ x Emily Penelope x Derek Hotch x Derek Emily x Hotch Beth Slander Staruss Slander Kevin slander Characters: Y/n L...
