Y/n: Derek is serving cunt todayyyy
Hotch: y/n babe-
Emily: Derek has a dick
Y/n: oh that's not-
Derek: HELP????
JJ: HUH????
Derek: I have a pussy
Y/n: exactly Derek has a uterus
JJ: you saw his dick before?
Derek: it was a strap on
Y/n: Fr Derek has a coochie 😻
Spencer: oh...
Hotch: why do you talk about this?
Derek: why r u dilf?
Hotch: what?
Derek: you don't know what a dilf is?
Spencer: no what is a dilf?
Spencer: oh.
Y/n: dad id like to fuck 😫
Hotch: oh.
Hotch: OH.
Derek: HAHAHAHAH THEY WAY HE REALIZED HELP ME IM CRYING TOILET PAPER
JJ: HUH???
Emily: he will
Y/n: speaking of will
Emily: HE GAVE ME THE ICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Y/n: LADY BONER GONEEEEEEEEEEE
Emily: he tried humping me and huffing like a dawggggg 🤡
Y/n: THEN HE WHISPERED IN MY EAR did I get off 🥱
Emily: then he finished turned over 🤓
Y/n: and called him mom 😰
Derek: CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Y/n: WTF 😭😭
JJ: are y'all done?
Spencer: they kinda ate thigh
Spencer: how many letter is lay banks
Derek: Ate 💅🏾
Emily: 🏳️🌈
Y/n: I see it though Fr
Derek: STFU
Hotch: I'm done with this 🙄
Hotch is offline
JJ: about will we have official divorced now we're just going through the court phase.
Emily: YAYAYAYAYYAYAYYAYA
Spencer: oh.
Y/n: that's not...
Derek: homewrecker 🥱
Emily: Kys 💋🤭
Y/n: oh...
Spencer: that's not...
Derek: uno reverse
Y/n: stoppp before she fakes her death againnnnn
Emily: WILL YALL STOP MENTIONING THAT
Derek: no you layer
Y/n: yeah we hate layers 💋
Emily: SO IM A LAYER NOW?
Y/n: YEAH BITCH 🙄
Derek: you made y/n and hotch lie for you 🙄
Y/n: that is so NOT fetch 🙄
Derek: exactly and that's against the rules
Y/n: so you can't sit up us
Emily: OMG those rules aren't real
Derek: THEY WERE REAL THAT DAY I WORE A VEST
Emily: because that vets was disgusting
Y/n: YOU CANT SIT WITH US!
Emily: you can walk home bitches 🙄
JJ: I'm actually impressed
Hotch is online.
Hotch: stfu and get back to work
Derek: Yes sir 😫
Y/n: oh...
Emily: that's not..
Spencer: 🏳️🌈🤭
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FanfictionWELCOME TO THE NEW AND IMPROVED BAU GROUP CHAT! Here is what this story consists of: Y/n x Hotch Y/n x Reid Y/n x Derek JJ x Reid JJ x Emily Penelope x Derek Hotch x Derek Emily x Hotch Beth Slander Staruss Slander Kevin slander Characters: Y/n L...
