Emily: what's up bitches
Derek: what's up home wrecker 🙏🏽
JJ: LMAO
Emily: ARE YALL STILL ON THAT?
Spencer: what does it look like?
Hotch: here we go again.
Derek: cheater.
Hotch: 🔄
Spencer: 🔄
Emily: get over it already y'all are being so weird 💀
Y/n: don't call my babies weird bitch
Emily: y/n.
Y/n: man-stealer.
Emily: AM NOT
Y/n: kk then why are you fucking my man bitch 🧐🤨
Derek: what's 4x4
Hotch: 16...
Jj: 😭😭😭
Penelope: DW DER BEAR I SEE THE VISION
Y/n: DER BEAR 🐻
Y/n: but back to what I was saying
Emily: be mature and get over it L/n
Y/n: I've never been mature prentiss.
JJ: REAL
Emily: that's an understand
Y/n:
Spencer: gagged 😭🙏🏼
Derek: ELLE WOULD NEVERRRRRR
Y/n: I miss Elle Fr 😔
JJ: same 😔
Spencer: 😔😔😔😔 Justice for Elle
Derek: hotch was a bitch and kicked her off then we got the Walmart version of her 💀✊🏾
Y/n: WALMART VERSION? Nah take that down to save a lot version
JJ: SAVE A LOT????
Derek: only the real ones get it
Spencer: okay y/n baby drink some water
Derek: cooch is on fire
Penelope: oh!
Y/n: that's...
JJ: not...
Derek: pussy 🙏🏾
Y/n: dick and pussy🙏
Derek: dick in pussy 🙏🏾
Hotch: get back to work
Derek: NOT ANYMORE ✊🏾
Y/n: freedom ✊
JJ: FOREVER ✊🏼
Spencer: ATEEEEEEE ✊🏼
Emily: ✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼
Penelope ✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼❤️❤️❤️❤️
Hotch: yk what fine just take the day off or whatever
Derek: THATS WHEN IM GONNA STAND UP TAKE MY PPL WITH ME
Rossi: but ppl are dying.
Derek: and?
Y/n: they'll be alright till tomorrow 🤨
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FanfictionWELCOME TO THE NEW AND IMPROVED BAU GROUP CHAT! Here is what this story consists of: Y/n x Hotch Y/n x Reid Y/n x Derek JJ x Reid JJ x Emily Penelope x Derek Hotch x Derek Emily x Hotch Beth Slander Staruss Slander Kevin slander Characters: Y/n L...