♡ Four ♡

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Y/n: I'm looking for the hoesssssss 👀👀👀👀

Emily: SHAKE THAT ASS BITCH 😻

Derek: what ass? You don't have one.

JJ: DAMN-

Spencer: wow...

Penelope: 😨

Y/n: didn't have to do her like that Derek...

Emily: I have ass 🤨

Derek; literally where?

Y/n: why did you wake up a choose violence?

JJ: I'm saying 😭

Hotch: Hey.

Y/n: hey grinch :)

Spencer: hi.

JJ: hey

Penelope: HII BOSSMAN! 🤗

Derek: 🖕🏾

Hotch: did you just call me the grinch?

Y/n: you are pookie 🫶

Derek: Halloween costume idea

Y/n: RIGHT WHAT AM I GONNA BE 😔

Emily: a whore

Y/n: you're not far off

JJ: it's Halloween.

Y/n: exactly Halloween is the day a girl can dress like a total slut and get away with it.

Derek: I see what you did there.

Hotch: what?

Derek: nothing lol.

Y/n: im gonna be Reid 🤷‍♀️

Spencer: Awh

Derek: THATS CUTE

Y/n: bc Reid has better style than all of you

Emily: oh.

JJ: uhm.

Hotch: K.

Y/n: Reid give me your clothes so I can wear them

Derek: ship

Emily: YES

Spencer: ...

Y/n: Im gonna be such a hot nerd Fr

Hotch: I bet you are. But we have a case.

Emily: DAMNITTTTTTT FUCKKKKK SHITTTTTT PUSSSYYYY COCCCCCKKKKKK DICKKKKKKKK FUCKKKHEADDD MOTHERFUCKER

Derek: girl what-

Y/n: Em babe...

JJ: we gonna ignore what hotch said...?

Rossi: what did he say?

Y/n: we have a case.

JJ: NO HE SAID YOUD BE A HOT NERD

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