Derek: I'm horny
Y/n: same 😩
Emily: same 😭😭😭😭
JJ: honestly same.
Spencer: ???
JJ: don't ask.
Derek: I want hotch 😔 or y/n they're both hot
Y/n: I WANT HOTCH 😔
JJ: call him he'd probably say yes
Hotch: yes to what?
Derek: having sex wit me 😩😩😩
Hotch: don't even start that.
Y/n: having sex with me 😩🫶
Hotch: 🤨
Hotch: it's 2 am why r you horny?
Y/n: it's 2:13 am actually
Hotch: whatever. Why are you horny?
Derek: blud I wish I could tell u but it's so bad rn I don't care if it's a woman or a man 😔
Y/n: damn it is bad
Derek: 😭😭😭😭
Y/n: I'll come over if it that badddddd cause that js sounds painful
Derek: you a real one plus ur dating our boss 🫶🏾
Hotch: no she's not.
Y/n: I wish 😔🫶
Y/n: Baby can you call me back I miss you... it's so lonely in my mansion 😔
Hotch: are you okay? Mentally?
JJ: KISSING I HOPE THEY CAUGHT US WHETER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT I WANAN SHOW U OFF I WANNA SHOW U OFF
Derek: HAHAHAHHhhahahaha
Emily: JJ u said u were horny too come over bookie 😩
Derek: she'll give you the gawk gawk 3000
JJ: I am married!!!
Y/n: it's obvious ur sex deprived though
Derek: get a dildo.
Hotch: you've gotta be kidding me.
Y/n: Who needs a dildo when you have hotch 🤷♀️
Derek: LUCKY YOU Y/N
Hotch: for the last time nothing is going on between us
Penelope: it should be though
Emily: Fr like just fuck already
Hotch: 🤦🏻♂️
Y/n: 🧍♀️
Derek: that's it I'm going out to find something rn 😩 or hotch you can come over and play 😝😝😝😝😝
Hotch: no
Y/n: balls 🙄
Hotch: just go to sleep y/n.
Y/n: I CANTTTT I NEED LOVE 😔
Hotch: 🙄
Hotch: alright how can I help you?
Emily: fuck her
Hotch: No. How else can I help?
Y/n: if ur not gonna bend me over then there is no other way 🤷♀️
Hotch: 🤦🏻♂️
JJ: is he thinking about it
Hotch: No.
Derek: yes.
Hotch: No.
Y/n: please...
Hotch: Stop. Go to bed.
Y/n: I JUST SAID I CANT
Hotch: I don't know how to help you
Derek: bend her over
Hotch: I have priorities rn 🤦🏻♂️
Emily: like?
Hotch: MY SON IS ASLEEP?!?!?
JJ: tru
Y/n: I'll be quiet though Fr 🤷♀️🫶
Derek: so if Jack was being babysat by one of us would you do something with y/n?
Hotch: Go to bed.
Y/n: kys 🙄
Derek: HE DIDNT SAY NO THOUGH
Y/n: TRUE
Emily: he wants her Fr
JJ: Fr Fr
YOU ARE READING
REWRITTEN BAU GC ❤️
FanfictionWELCOME TO THE NEW AND IMPROVED BAU GROUP CHAT! Here is what this story consists of: Y/n x Hotch Y/n x Reid Y/n x Derek JJ x Reid JJ x Emily Penelope x Derek Hotch x Derek Emily x Hotch Beth Slander Staruss Slander Kevin slander Characters: Y/n L...
