Emily: ew look that munchkin it's talking to Penelope????
Derek: who rossi?
Hotch: what did Rossi do to you...?
JJ: who is it Emily?
Emily: Kevin 🤢
Y/n: oh.
Derek: BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA WHY IS HE TALKING TO HER?
Emily: don't know..
JJ: are they close?
Emily:
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Y/n: JJ??
JJ: em...
Derek: stalker
Y/n: THATS WHY SHE ACTUALLY FAKED HER DEATH 😭😭😭
Emily: WRONG PHOTO
Hotch: prentiss..
Spencer: JJ SHES STALKING YOU?!?!
JJ: I know 😟
Y/n: lowkey hot...
Derek: Youd think so..
Derek: hotch stalk y/n then she'll find you hot
Hotch: she already finds me hot.
Spencer: OH
JJ: OH?
Derek: HAHAHAHA YOU ATE THAT FR
Y/n: he's not wrong 🤷♀️
Emily:
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JJ: is that the guy that helped us find her?
Y/n: he's side profile looks like a toad
Derek: NOT A TOAD???
Hotch: y'all are straight up ruthless
Spencer: I'm nice 🤦🏻♂️
Emily: YOU CALLED ME A CUNT
Spencer: you are?
Y/n: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Hotch: alright you've hung out with y/n enough this week.
Derek: it's Wednesday?
JJ: exactly
Y/n: I've seen him somewhere
Derek: uh-huh
Hotch: that's never good
JJ: HAHAHAHAHA
Y/n: [Kevin's mugshot]
JJ: HOW? HOW? HOW?
Spencer: how the hell do you find these things..?
Hotch: same way she found Beth 🤦🏻♂️
Y/n: don't bring that bitch into this conversation wtf?
Derek: Y/n is the most ruthless here
Y/n: kys caillou
Spencer: NAH CAILLOU IS WILD
JJ: em why r you running so fast?
Emily: so Penny didn't see me stalking her also
Derek: she'll see the text..
Hotch: right...
Emily: oh.
Y/n: dumbass 😭
Spencer: she's acoustic but same.
Emily: YOURE ACOUSTIC TOO?
Derek: what is happeing-
Spencer: yeah 😻
Emily: ACOUSTIC TWINSZZZZ
Y/n: acoustic twins sit the hell down and stop staring at each other like your long lost siblings..
Spencer: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Emily: it's nice to have a friend 😽🫶🏼
Y/n: it's nice for me to go up to the roof and jump off 😻🫶
Hotch: y/n.
Y/n: IM A BIRD??? I CAN FLY
Derek: HELP ME Y/N WHAT???
JJ: NAH 😭😭
Emily: girl wilding
JJ: staruss just walked in..
Spencer: THE WAY Y/N AND DEREK'S FACE CHANGED I CANNOT
Derek: she's upsetting me and my home girl...
Emily: BYE-
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FanfictionWELCOME TO THE NEW AND IMPROVED BAU GROUP CHAT! Here is what this story consists of: Y/n x Hotch Y/n x Reid Y/n x Derek JJ x Reid JJ x Emily Penelope x Derek Hotch x Derek Emily x Hotch Beth Slander Staruss Slander Kevin slander Characters: Y/n L...
