Hotch: Y/n I need you in my office.
Derek: TRYNA GET Y/N FULL OF THAT DICK
Emily: HE GOT THAT DUMB DICK
Y/n:🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️📣📣THAT WHAAAA⁉️
Hotch: what-
Y/n: König, Keegan, and Ghost are so hot I'm on my knees...
Emily: REAL OMFG I LOVE THEM SO MUCH AND IM GAY 💅🏻🏳️🌈
Hotch: Who?
Y/n:
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Keegan
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König
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Ghost
Derek: DAYUMMMM THE LAST ONE THOUGHHHH
Emily: Ghost is so fine
Y/n: KEEGAN 🤰
Hotch: Y/n my office.
Y/n: WHY?
Hotch: Y/n.
Y/n: I'm coming
Emily: you will be
Y/n: ur such a disgrace.
Spencer: Hi
Penelope: Hi
Derek: did you and baby girl do the deed?
Penelope: no! We got coffee! 🤗
Derek: LIESSSS
JJ: nah Spencer just walked in with coffee
Penelope: SEE
Spencer: I got Y/n coffee where is she?
Emily: ONLY Y/N? You have favorites.
Spencer: yeah where is she?
Derek: I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR FAVORITE
Spencer: OMG- just tell me where she is!
JJ: with hotch in his office.
Derek: having sex
Penelope: Oh..
Rossi: no they aren't.
Spencer: ???
Derek: they are HE TRYNA GET Y/N FULL IF THAT DICK
Emily: 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️📣📣📣📣THAT WHAAAAA⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
Spencer: are you being serious right now?
JJ: it's not proven all we know is that he asked her in his office
Spencer: BUT ARE THEY HAVING SEX??
Emily: WE DONT KNOW THE BLINDS ARE CLOSED!
Derek: probably HE TRYNA GET Y/N FULL OF THAT DICK
Emily: THAT WHAAAA⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️📣📣📣📣
Rossi: ...
Penelope: but maybe they are!
Derek: they are baby girl
Emily: TRYNA GET Y/N FULL OF THAT DICK
Derek: 📣📣📣📣🗣️🗣️🗣️THAA WHAAAAATTTTTT⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
Spencer: STOP IT
Derek: geez pretty boy what's wrong with you
Emily: he's jealous
Spencer: no I'm not
JJ: jealous?
Emily: he likes Y/n ALOT
JJ: oh?
Spencer: I DONT!!!!
Derek: you do I caught you staring at her yesterday on the case the WHOLEEE TIMEEEEE
Rossi: even I can see it.
Penelope: Younggg loveeee 🫶🏻😻
Spencer: shut up.
Penelope: Spencer x Y/n [shipname]
Derek: YES TEAM [shipname]
Emily: YES YES YES
Derek: pretty boy be honest you like Y/n!!!
Spencer: No I don't! I just want her to get the coffee before it's cold.
Emily: liar liar pants on fire
Spencer: you're such a kid.
Emily: SHES LEAVING HIS OFFICE.
Derek: her hair isn't messy, her clothes look fine.
Y/n: what'd I miss
Emily: HEYYYYY Y/NNNNNN
Y/n: what
Derek: NOTHING POOKIE
Y/n: 😨
Penelope: Hi y/n! :)
Y/n: HIIIIII
Emily: Reid got you coffee only you 🙄
Y/n: Yeah because we like each other better than we like all of you 🖕
Derek: HAH??
Y/n: im gonna go talk to Reid now
Derek: look at him blush
Emily: they should just do it already
JJ: y'all are so pervie 😔
Emily: that's not what u said last night
Derek: ur so delulu
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FanfictionWELCOME TO THE NEW AND IMPROVED BAU GROUP CHAT! Here is what this story consists of: Y/n x Hotch Y/n x Reid Y/n x Derek JJ x Reid JJ x Emily Penelope x Derek Hotch x Derek Emily x Hotch Beth Slander Staruss Slander Kevin slander Characters: Y/n L...
